Is she really asking the lord if she can kill this person?

"my first kill!" ??????????????

"Doped-Up Newscasters: The Show"

Should have shown him filing a stack of 9.5 grievances and being harassed by his supervisor to skip his lunch.

APHEX TWIN IS GOD.

Shoot first ask questions later I guess. Trigger happy dipshit.

To paraphrase:

"Where'd it go brah?"

Figures.

hue hueh hue huehuehh hue!

The only missing woman, ever, found.

Phew.

FIRE.

http://jdp.co.uk/programmes/dolphins-spy-in-the-pod

"The Spy Creatures were designed to infiltrate the dolphins’ hidden lives by looking like the marine creatures a dolphin might encounter in their everyday lives. The intention wasn’t to fool them, they’re far too clever for that! These novel devices tweaked the curiosity of the dolphin pods, encouraging the dolphins to let them into their lives, allowing them to capture behaviour that has never been seen before."

Soon these things will be busting through walls and doors demanding all to use Google+.

I kinda saw it as being presented as comedy that becomes tragedy that becomes horror. Dark stuff. Sagemind hit the nail on the head for me. And thanks shatterdose, but I did know about the AP thing. I saw an earlier bit that was on the Daily Show or Conan (or both) on the sift that was a very similar view of the news as press release reading pod-clones. I was TFWO by that vid too.

But even though I know the apparent reason for why this content exists, in droves, my initial statement still stands: What, the actual, fuck?!!

What the actual fuck?

Yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it Mothra? Huh? Sick your egg twins on me? Or how about you get wasted and cook me a chorizo stew? Cajun style, with all the trimmins.

This is me baring my teeth at you. :E