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Intellectual allergic sufferers like him are the reason why I'm a cynic. Which is made worse by the fact that there are millions of 'em.

Did I miss out on an ankle watch fad? I'm so out of touch.

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But he only got the colloquial reference to cattle correct-Half credit-Alex Trebek would have snapped that shit away!

The real question here would be HOW can a grown man smile when is recently informed on national television that there are not 6 but 4 sides to a square knowing that when he arrives home in Essex (Har, har), even friends with lower IQ may shun him?

Ewwww-This ones gonna breed too, probably with some airhead bimbo...FROM ESSEX!
This is how royalty happens....

My word, someone there that Fearne Cotton can feel superior to.

I would find this cringe worthy if it were an isolated case. Sadly, it is all to common, and getting worse. The latest generation feel no need to gain even basic facts. Technology, with it's access to information, promised to make us more intelligent and knowledgeable, but it hasn't. The current logic is; "if ever I need to know, I will look it up." Dumb, and Dumber, comes to mind.

Yes, of course, judge an entire generation by the babblings of a C-list reality star-tard. After all, the history books are littered with similar examples:

Pretty sure it was all those uneducated, worthless orphans and factory rats that caused World War 1

And don't forget how absynthe, ganja, and the Charleston caused the Great Depression.

Then there was that greatest generation of war-hungry, shell shocked GIs that could barely even put people on the moon.

Only to be followed by hippies and disco queens that gave us Reagan and Thatcher (think my faux-nalogy is falling apart here...)

He was obviously picturing a cube when asked about a square.

An ankle watch? Now there's something I've never seen before.

Who's that lady who asks him about his watch? I like her hairdo.

That's Holly Willoboobie. Most people don't notice the hair :0)

(Holly Willoughby when not on Celebrity Juice).

Can you even find a woman in the UK who is NOT of African lineage that has any kind of ass-action whatsoever? Any woman I have ever met from the UK that HAD and actual ass, was half-non-British. Usually, it's some British guy who married outside of the UK....I'm thinking because there's simply no action for a legs-and-ass man there.

Vote Joey Essex for Mayor of Toronto.

He's a shoo in.

Ahem.

John Sedgwick, Union Army general was warned by his men to keep his head down while surveying Confederate lines in 1864.

His reply, literally was, "They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--"

War of 1812, Battle of Queenston Heights, US forces were planning a major assault and they wanted to be organized, so each type of supply was put in a boat of its own. Unfortunately, the boat with all the oars left first and nobody else could cross.

Stupidity is not generation-specific.

Though I do agree it seems to be getting worse.

I don't think chavs qualify as "grown" no matter how you dress em up. Not that I should talk, I'm a yocal O.C. kid. Whatevs.

I have to admit, my brain can turn to pudding with enough social anxiety. But I really hope it's never been that bad.

Then again he is deliberately on television wearing an ankle watch, so self-consciousness might not be the problem there.

Before people start waffling on about stupidity, this is not stupidity, it's fucking ignorance. All the questions were things a late primary school child could answer (well, at least when I went to school).

He's so pig ignorant that he doesn't understand that they are all taking the piss out of him...

I had a trainee at work this year who, at 19, didn't know what the fuck a JURY was.

Your examples are interesting. But going into the historic details regarding freedoms, education, culture change etc, which have huge bearing on your examples, would take too long. Suffice it to say; Of course there are, and always will be, individuals who achieve great things. And there will always be those who, in-spite of access to information and education greater now than at any time in history, will remain ignorant, dependent, and envious. My point is that the majority are now substituting technology for actual knowledge. They appear to expect "others" to sort out the problems. Is that a bad thing? Has that not always been the case? Time will tell.

Primary school? I'm pretty sure I know pre-schoolers with more knowledge.