Tall enough to crush you capitalist swine!

I thought he was a little cave troll, just like everyone here on VS.

In my experience, magic technology gremlins are quite small, otherwise they wouldn't be able to fit inside the machines.

I am the overlord!

...but his reach is long.

He's 175 grams tall but he has a reach of 80 degrees centigrade

This poll is legally binding, and dag will have to lengthen/shorten his legs accordingly, based on the results.

Voting for this poll ended with the majority of users voting 5'10" - 6'.

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Wow, the wisdom of crowds - the poll is correct - I'm about 178 cm. (phhht! metric raspberry to you all)

Now, we shall move onto the size of his individual body parts. Penis size shall be polled in furlongs.

178 cm = 5 feet 10.078740157480311 inches

http://www.csgnetwork.com/csgcvtcmeters2ftincalc.html

Awesome! I won the bet I had with Bea. Thanks to Dag's ancestors for winning a bet for me.