Truly shit-tastic.

... wrote that before skipping ahead to 7:00. My god that is horrifying. Upvote for the sheer insanity and lack of marketing savvy (on the part of whoever made this video, obviously not MS as a whole).

I think I liked Linda/Luba's first video better.

She has the most amazing pair of man hands I've ever seen, check out around 2:38, wow!

utterly horrific.

Those were indeed dark days.

Looking back, I can recall nothing at all redeeming about the whole friggin' decade.

omfg, die die

+1 for 'crack smoking monkeys'

Did she say TiVo before 7:00? It even had Mission Impossible music!

Is Linda four foot tall? At the end when she is walking through the office she is shorter then the short females.

Wow synthesizer version of Mission Impossible muzak. 80s strip tease also. This is horrifyingly bad. I kinda of wish modern PR was equally as savvy.

80s rule.

I didn't think it could get worse... then at 7:00 mins it did. I fell off my couch laughing at the absurdity. WOW THAT WAS BAD.

*promote

Re-promoting this video to the front page as a VideoSift Classic. Originally published on Saturday 13th January 2007 (promotion called by gold star member James Roe)

Upvote for being funny, but I was disappointed to see no crack smoking monkeys I didn't know what that actually meant.

can't understand how this got made. this is like genius surrealism.

lol wtf mate

this obviously came from the darkest corners of Ballmer's mind.

1) Mother of God...
2) It keeps getting worse!
3) How badly did she need the money?
4) Needs more space shuttles
5) The secretary in the freezeframe looks like Tobias from Arrested Development when he disguises himself as Mrs. Featherbottom

*terrible

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