I've never made it more than a minute watching anything he made, until now. Perhaps this is the moment his career finally takes off. Just stay away from anymore Bloodrayne movies, ya jackass.

So... basically he's ragequitting making movies? LOL!

I am JustSaying and I approve this message.

The Avengers movies were crowdfunded?

I used to pray for this mans early demise, but now I kind of love him. Over the years I slowly downloaded and watched all his films. Every single one of them, with the exceptions of Rampage 1 and 2, were even worse than you could possibly imagine.
But they're still watchable, and highly entertaining if you go in expecting someones college project with a decent VFX budget.

Even if you hate Boll as most humans on this planet are justified to, check out his Rampage films. Seriously the best "rage against society" films that I've ever seen made, not cheesy, doesn't pull any punches, very unapologetic and seriously, for that genre, the best that have been made to date.

why is this gigantic turd with human shape speaking with a german accent?

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/college-of-wizardry-a-larp-for-witches-wizards#/story

Because he is the the second biggest shame of our people.

Funny you should say that...

Here you go... Now you can be ashamed of both. At the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2TLEKfTC-4

You're welcome

Ashamed to admit this, but I actually know Uwe Boll.

The fact you're ashamed makes it ok.

Thanks! I obviously had trouble finding it because I was looking for something funded with $600K. Geez Boll, get your rant facts right at least.

I've also cheered for his retirement from the movie making world, especially due to the German tax laws he exploited. However, as a friend pointed out, he's really good at being really bad at making movies.

For a good example, my favorite movie of his is Postal. It is so absolutely horrible that I actually enjoyed it. Don't pay for it, though, he doesn't deserve any residuals. The whole movie is on YouTube, strangely enough. If you watch it and feel like you should pay, just send money directly to Dave Foley.

Hi five that dude for me. I can't say I appreciate all of his art, but I fucking get it.
Though you should probably punch him in the face afterward for that whole "Raging Boll" thing.

OK Uwe! Fuckity bye.

He could use a Shia Labeouf pep-talk.

Yes, please leave and take JJA with you.

waaaaaaaaaa

That's the interesting thing, the less his movies have to do with games, the better they get. Postal itself is a game with barely a story, so there's less to fuck up. It's also a game whose main goal is to be offensive, exactly what Uwe does best. That's why Postal is his best videogame adaption.
Sure, he's always trashy but it's evident that he does the game adaptions for money and uses that to fund projects that interest him. Now, this doesn't work anymore and Uwe has the choice to continue being delusional or embrace his status as a western Godfrey Ho.

I got a song for Uwe to live by:

Truly, fuck the world,
for all it's worth,
every inch of planet Earth,
fuck myself,
don't leave me out,
but don't get involved,
don't corner me

Inside, ulcer,
unjust bastards,
file out face first
Meet the lies and see what you are

It's forcing you down, and it's grinding against you
Let the war nerve break

For every fucking second the pathetic media pisses on me and
judges what I am in one paragraph

- Look here -

FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL

Expect the worst,
you bleeding heart,
but kill me first
before it starts,
yes my cock is getting hard,
we are born different after all

Invite mayhem,
produce weapons,
shoot out,
burn down
No CNN or media now

All the money in the fucking world couldn't buy me one second of trust
or one ounce of faith in anything you're about
Fuck you all

Nothing is worth the sleep that I've lost
Apologies unacceptable now
A blistered revenge awaits in me
This is fucking loveless

Hate
Hate mail is not read, in jail instead
Hate

The Lord knows,
there's worse
Ignore, this curse
HATE