The pig's corkscrew penis makes me scared. No wonder rednecks prefer sheep.

*long

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Aaaieee!


Covering eyes for second half!

mmmmmmmmmm.

The "*long" is appropriate for this video in more than one way.

Invocations (long) cannot be called by steroidg because steroidg is not privileged - sorry.

It starts with baby-raping pedophile weasels, moves to bisexual birds with presumed parents, lesbian cloning lizards, 2g1c three horned rhino, elephants hung like whales, wine-fucking pigs, and it just keeps going. Thats what she said.

that male sparrow or something, ejaculates for about a split second there...

suddenly, I feel good about myself.

Was that a monkey spanking his monkey?

Where's Maury Povich when you need him?

Who knew Jesus was a lizard?

This just proves Ricky Gervais' drawings!

These are the strangest mating rituals the internet can produce? Rhino nearly broke his hip: I've seen stranger mating rituals between my grandparents; and that monkey obviously never learned the story of Onan... There just isn't enough smiting going around these days, what with the invention of that Hell thing. Haha, but seriously: God works in mysterious ways.

upvote for barnacle orgies!

those barnacles put all u men to shame.

Isn't there some downside to the lesbo lizard cloning colony? Can they no longer evolve?

one would assume they cant. however, any 1 animal has millions of possible ancestors worth of dna and gene combinations. its possible that when that particular trait evolved they also inherited some way that recombines the past genes with the newer ones that it currently has. or rather uses some of its dormant genes with some of its active ones to create "new" children. still genetically identical, but still slightly different. all just guesswork though.

How hilarious it would be to sneak into a zoo and replace all the monkeys with Bonobos and then watch people's reactions the next day.

Sword fight!

*quality

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Come for the unusual sexual practices. Stay for the animal penises.

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Unusual to who?