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Brilliant.

There are moments when I feel like downloading the movie just to see wtf everybody is talking about. They pass pretty quickly.

I can honestly say I can't wait to see this movie...

But then again, I plan on seeing it the same way I saw the first one: While drinking heavily.
I made a slight miscalculation the first time and didn't drink enough by the time it started and had to suffer for half the movie before I managed to drink enough, but it ended well.

cutting off the last word is pure edit win.

Any other English nerds here might be interested in knowing that all the books are written at a 4th grade level. http://bookwizard.scholastic.com/tbw/viewWorkDetail.do?workId=1156640

Interest Level:
9 - 12
Grade Level Equivalent:
4.4

I mean, it's great that people are reading and all. I just wish they were reading something other than trashy love stories written for 9 year olds.

>> ^JiggaJonson:
I mean, it's great that people are reading and all. I just wish they were reading something other than trashy love stories written for 9 year olds.


Sadly the only way to get the general public to read is through "literature" like Tweenlight.

>> ^paganif1:
>> ^JiggaJonson:
I mean, it's great that people are reading and all. I just wish they were reading something other than trashy love stories written for 9 year olds.

Sadly the only way to get the general public to read is through "literature" like Tweenlight.


Hey now, Harry Potter took the world by storm, and it was a 5.9-7.4 grade level. And didn't have sparkly fucking vampires.

And I mean that in both the swear word emphasis, and the literal emphasis.


....fucking glitter skin.

>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.


me too

I truly almost fell of my chair when I saw the werewolf "transformation" due to laughter =)

When the dog said "your move douchebag" i nearly fell off my seat.

OH JUST GREAT. Spoil another perfectly good movie for me. And I was so looking forward to taking my young teenage daughter to see it.

My thoughts exactly. How on fucking EARTH has this movie set records. I understand the hardcore teen melodrama that oozes from theaters after playing this but jesus. I went and saw it on friday after my sister (who is is in her early 30s and really liked the original) couldn't get any of her friends to go see it with her. Thankfully we went to the $5 theater a few miles away were the popcorn and soda is cheap (usually just $2 or $3 for a popcorn and drink) so I didn't spend much on it. If I went to a big theater and payed $15 for the ticket and another $10 for a small soda and drink I think I may have thrown a fit.

In the end my sister thought it was okay. I was personally bored with all but the 30 seconds of vampire on vampire combat towards the end. Shit, the werewolf and vampire didn't even duke it out at all because of some treaty and Bella is a typical 18 year old who cant wait a few years to be turned. 'OMG wait till I'm 23? FUCK THAT!' is basically what she says. And the whole 'seeing visions of my former vampire boyfriend when I do something dangerous' wasn't even remotely explained.

It wasn't a horrible movie and I have certainly seen far.. far worse. But it was barely worth the $5 I payed to see it.

>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.


Upvoted for the profile pic.

Well... technically Jacob wasn't lying. He's a Were-Collie.

>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.

Upvoted for the profile pic.


Are you e-flirting with me?

>> ^Payback:
Well... technically Jacob wasn't lying. He's a Were-Collie.


Actually, I think he's a Were-Sheltie, which is even worse.

That's IT?!!! That's the plot of the movie with the highest-grossing opening weekend in HISTORY?!!!

Humanity is doomed.

Thats not just the plot of the highest grossing opening weekend in movie history but if you went and saw the movie and came back and watched this. You'd see that it is the ENTIRE movie and frankly, acted and written better.

>> ^lovelynotes:
>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.

Upvoted for the profile pic.

Are you e-flirting with me?


Not me, squire. My man servant has just fallen off and it may be some time before I can re-attach it.

>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
>> ^lovelynotes:
>> ^DrivelsAdvocate:
>> ^lovelynotes:
Upvoted for the tags.

Upvoted for the profile pic.

Are you e-flirting with me?

Not me, squire. My man servant has just fallen off and it may be some time before I can re-attach it.


... wut?

Ehh I don't think I'm going to watch this, 60 seconds is still too long.