Open the toaster bay doors Hal!

I hope you can get a four slice version. Also it didn't have enough blue LEDs.

The toaster has finally been tamed... what great dreams will man achieve next!?

Why, it's the Morphy Richards "2 Perfection" 2-slice toaster oven, and in case you missed the wacky, wacky wall outlets, it's one of those British contraptions.

I have to say I miss the good old pop of the toaster when your bread is done...

Must. Have. Now.

But I would miss the "pop."

Also, great choice of music!

*british

Adding video to channels (British) - requested by Thylan.

That deserves a great big sigh of satistaftion.

The toaster is a beacon of mankind's civility. And to domesticate 'fire' to such a state of art as this clearly does is truely a testiment to our brilliance as a species. I say every home should have one of these, stowed in a place of great impotance as a daily reminder to our pure mastery...like next to the toilet.

wait. maybe somewhere else less important.

And how much does this piece of counter-art cost? 100$ I bet its expensive. The 8 dollar job kicking around under the pizza boxes does the same job.. and I don't feel like I need to show it off.

Because you know you've hit the next level in the social hierarchy when you can show off your toaster.

>> ^arsenault185:
And how much does this piece of counter-art cost? 100$ I bet its expensive.

http://www.spendoo.com/1104_toasters/44931-2-Perfection-2-slice-toaster.htm

says ~$26, a bit much, but not absurd.

Also, great choice of music!

That music would need to be playing to calm me down. If I want my toast done now, I will have no patience for that thing slowly lowering the bread, closing the doors, flashing some lights at me, then slowly opening the doors and rising. Just give me my fucking toast already! Give me a regular toaster. Push. Pop. Done.

will it fit a bagel, tho

Needs Star Trek sound effects.

I want one.

I was waiting for it to come out with a jesus face on it. Now I'm disappointed.

but will it blend?

>> ^oblio70:
That deserves a great big sigh of satistaftion.
The toaster is a beacon of mankind's civility. And to domesticate 'fire' to such a state of art as this clearly does is truely a testiment to our brilliance as a species. I say every home should have one of these, stowed in a place of great imortance as a daily reminder to our pure mastery...like next to the toilet.
wait. maybe somewhere else less important.


did westy get a new username?

Hey don't dis British plugs and sockets, perhaps the best designed and safest in the world.

Lovely toaster too.

it didnt toast the bread very evenly.

>> ^handmethekeysyou:
That music would need to be playing to calm me down. If I want my toast done now, I will have no patience for that thing slowly lowering the bread, closing the doors, flashing some lights at me, then slowly opening the doors and rising. Just give me my fucking toast already! Give me a regular toaster. Push. Pop. Done.

This must be how you wait for toast

Feast your eyes on this O toaster enthusiasts!

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-most-supreme-awesome-toaster-in-the-history-of-toasters

mmm the smell of warm toasty toast on a cold morning,
2nd in excellence only to... WAFFLES!

<3 Waffles

>> ^handmethekeysyou:
That music would need to be playing to calm me down. If I want my toast done now, I will have no patience for that thing slowly lowering the bread, closing the doors, flashing some lights at me, then slowly opening the doors and rising. Just give me my fucking toast already! Give me a regular toaster. Push. Pop. Done.

Supposedly, the "2 Perfection" toasts twice as fast as your standard toaster oven, though it does seem to waste a good deal of the temporal benefit trying to be fancier.

Ok toaster design....along the lines of a german cuckoo clock, little Samoan-lookin fellas comes out, carrys the toast to a brick-fire oven kinna motif, the doors close on that, and out the back, Hula women carry the toast to the plate...I'd pay $200 bucks for one a those-

I only want one if it plays the music as well as toasts the toast.

>> ^cybrbeast:
This must be how you wait for toast


Where did you get that video of me? And when did I learn German and lose my hair? And also gain 75 pounds? But seriously I get really angry when I have low blood sugar.

The thing that annoys me about toasters, is that no matter how fricken expensive they are, they never toast consistently, eg, two pieces of toast, toasted consecutively on the same setting, in the same toaster, will never be the same.

Maybe they could toast it with blue LED's?

Well I just bumped into this, if it wasn't shameless self posting of a video I'd post my grandmothers old toster. It's pushing 60 years old and does exactly the same thing, they were popular up here in Canada in the early 50's.

I find it funny that all this stuff from the years gone by are coming back as people like the retro feel.