The Worst Boxer Ever

Mullet-haired Brian Sutherland seems to have no boxing ability or style whatsoever.
SlipperyPetesays...

the replays reminded me of the Radioactive Man episode of the Simpson's...

Director: We've got to do the "jiminy jillikers" scene again, Milhouse.

Milhouse: But we already did it. It took seven hours, but we did it. It's done!

Director: Yes...but we've got to do it from different angles! Again and
again, and again and again and again!


*timeshift

Hive13says...

He just finished drinking his Bud at Roscoe's. He jumped in his Camaro, turned up the Ted Nugent and said to himself "I need to kick someone's fuckin' ass"

Next thing he knows, he wakes up on the canvas with people laughing at him and his "slap-fight" debut.

messengersays...

The commentators are Québéquois, or I'd understand more, but here's what I caught and my loose translation (I didn’t bother with the fight commentary):

"Sutherland claims never to have lost a fight in the street."
"The street and the ring are not the same thing though."
"Far from the same."

<announcement of Rainford>

"What they didn’t tell Sutherland, is that our friend here, Rainford, he has an amateur record of 24 wins and one defeat."

Something about buddy’s haircut.

<laughing> "He doesn’t know how to fight."
"It’s street fighting. That’s what street fights are like."

"Take a good look. Take a good look. Guys like this don’t come around too often."

kageninsays...

Priceless. I could watch people with mullets getting savagely beaten for days, and not get tired of it. Just plain awesome.

And good sportsmanship from Rainford. He had a good 3 or 4 seconds to throw a few more punches after landing the Knock-out blow, but wisely thought better of it. The delayed KO reaction really makes this vid an instant classic.

Deanosays...

I just realised that when he gets his head turned round and he's looking at the camera, this reminds me of George Clooney getting knocked out in Oh Brother Where Art Thou. So Hollywood.

Xaielaosays...

Funny as hell. Fell for the oldest boxing trick in the book, the 1-2.

The guy kinda looks like this guy I used to know. (I wouldn't want to call him a friend, though he would have called me one.) He had a mullet up until the day he died of heart failure a few years ago. An early death (early 30's) is no joke, but this 'boxer' looks very much like him.


Seriously, the guy looks like he hasn't been in a fist fight since the 2nd grade, or that time he was completely sauced and he and his best bud got into a slapping match.

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