For a number of years now work has been proceding in order to bring to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automaticaly synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.
Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.
The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.
The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.
The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
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kulpims*fap fap fap
ravermanOMG They stole my invention!
BicycleRepairManThere is a similar video that uses the same script, but it didnt show up in possible dupes, besides this one is of slightly better video quality, and its kinda worth watching both, as he flawlessly repeats the same babble in two different settings! (I actually tried playing them in 2 different tabs, and was able to sync them up quite well!
http://videosift.com/video/Turbo-Encabulator-a-training-video-must-see
BoneRemakeJust a personal opinion but this is right stupid.
continue.
FusionautI just wish he didn't dumb it down. I hate when people talk to the viewers like they're a bunch of idiots that can't understand a few big words. Sigh...
siftbotBoosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by Fusionaut.
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)
Wang shaft. heh.
joedirtI would rather we just update the 4 yr old video embed.. then keep a new submission..
http://videosift.com/video/Turbo-Encabulator-a-training-video-must-see
BicycleRepairMan>> ^joedirt:
I would rather we just update the 4 yr old video embed.. then keep a new submission..
http://videosift.com/video/Turbo-Encabulator-a-training-video-must-see
Well, as I argued, they are not the same. Only the text and one of the actors. It's two different performances, which is why I didnt kill it when I discovered the older video. The older video also has more content, so if anything the old one ought to stay.
SkeeveThis is a pretty old joke that will be pretty much word-for-word the same wherever one finds it. As it is obviously not the same video, I think it should stay.
>> ^BicycleRepairMan:
>> ^joedirt:
I would rather we just update the 4 yr old video embed.. then keep a new submission..
http://videosift.com/video/Turbo-Encabulator-a-training-video-must-see
Well, as I argued, they are not the same. Only the text and one of the actors. It's two different performances, which is why I didnt kill it when I discovered the older video. The older video also has more content, so if anything the old one ought to stay.
siftbotThe Turbo Encabulator. An important technical discussion has been added as a related post - related requested by braschlosan on that post.
chingalera*promote semi-boloids
siftbotPromoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, March 7th, 2011 1:11pm PST - promote requested by chingalera.
siftbotEnhancing photorealism in video games has been added as a related post - related requested by newtboy on that post.
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