siftbotsays...

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, March 17th, 2014 12:42pm PDT - promote requested by PlayhousePals.

chingalerasays...

Hehehe, Superman totally fucked-up that guy's yard

All Sam had to do was shout some shit about him being a dick as he left and he'd have come back and in WHAM!, he'd have landscaped his whole yard to smooth-over his thoughtless guilt!!......One-up the Superguy, you only get a personal once or twice unless yer a criminal!

iauisays...

"Oh, you mean that burning, exploding building I just fell out of? No, Superman, there's no one else in there. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No need to think anything more of it. And yes, I'm normally this calm when I'm blown out of skyrises."

chingalerasays...

Like the comic books of old leaving-out the subtle nuances of physics like whiplash, shock, or the smartest guy on the planet taking the word of a traumatized (or in this case, apparently love-struck-and-with-full-faculties building superintendent) hottie over a quick-fly-back and a glance through with x-ray eyeballs to maybe, make sure the gal was correct?!

Never could stand the inconsistencies of DC's bread-and-butter character, who seems to like his flesh-and-blood human male counterparts, becomes more dim-witted and effeminate with each passing year. Still at the Daily Planet for the day job? C'mon Superman, really?! You should at the very least have a gig with naval intelligence, I hear-tell they still issue the birth-control glasses you so effectively use for that awe-inspiring disguise.

iauisaid:

"Oh, you mean that burning, exploding building I just fell out of? No, Superman, there's no one else in there. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No need to think anything more of it. And yes, I'm normally this calm when I'm blown out of skyrises."

Paybacksays...

I don't know, he did protect the GoPro when he was being shot at. Fakes miss that sort of detail. They figure that because his eyelashes deflect bullets (see Bryan Singer's documentary "Superman Returns") that everything else is protected too.

bmacs27said:

I can't prove it, but I think it might be fake.

Sarzysays...

There is more of what makes Superman great in this three minute short than in all 143 minutes of Man of Steel. Is it too late to fire Zack Snyder and get these guys for the sequel?

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