Stephen Colbert Mocks Jeb Bush's Colbert Raffle

"Jeb Bush decided to raffle off a ticket to Stephen's premier show... without asking if that was OK. So as one giant middle finger, Stephen is holding his own, markedly better raffle. Proceeds go to injured veterans." -- digg
newtboysays...

Go Stephen.
OK. I must point something out. JEB is not the candidates name, it's his initials (John Ellis Bush). He uses his initials to attempt to get people to forget he's a Bush. When you say JEB Bush, it's like saying PIN number (PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, BTW, so saying pin number is saying personal identification number number).
Please stop calling him John Ellis Bush Bush. Let's agree to just call him Bush.

spawnflaggerjokingly says...

Isn't it required to have the candidate's full legal name on the ballot? wouldn't it be funny if he lost votes in primary due to confused voters asking "who is this 'John' fella? I can't find 'Jeb' anywhere! oh well, I'll just vote for Trump."

newtboysaid:

I must point something out. JEB is not the candidates name, it's his initials (John Ellis Bush). He uses his initials to attempt to get people to forget he's a Bush.

Paybackjokingly says...

Considering the constituency, I predict this will be bigger than you think...

spawnflaggersaid:

Isn't it required to have the candidate's full legal name on the ballot? wouldn't it be funny if he lost votes in primary due to confused voters asking "who is this 'John' fella? I can't find 'Jeb' anywhere! oh well, I'll just vote for Trump."

entr0pysays...

I had no idea where 'Jeb' came from, so you're saying his first name is dependent on his first, middle and last names? He's known by a recursively defined acronym? Suddenly I have more respect for the man; even his name punches logic in the face.

newtboysaid:

Go Stephen.
OK. I must point something out. JEB is not the candidates name, it's his initials (John Ellis Bush). He uses his initials to attempt to get people to forget he's a Bush. When you say JEB Bush, it's like saying PIN number (PIN stands for Personal Identification Number, BTW, so saying pin number is saying personal identification number number).
Please stop calling him John Ellis Bush Bush. Let's agree to just call him Bush.

iauisays...

I like where you're going with this but sadly that would only apply if he was named 'Jjeb John Ellis Bush'. I'm definitely for calling him Jjeb! though. We'll see if it catches on...

entr0pysaid:

I had no idea where 'Jeb' came from, so you're saying his first name is dependent on his first, middle and last names? He's known by a recursively defined acronym? Suddenly I have more respect for the man; even his name punches logic in the face.

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