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I have a HUGE fear of sharks. People would have been calling in saying they saw Jesus because my ass would have been running on water to get to the beach.

Looks like they are developing some kind of missile technology down there.

I,for one, welcome our new amphibian overlords.

Before people go on about sharks being deadly and scary, adding this to the Fear channel or claiming that sharks eat surfers, consider the evidence:

* This is a long telephoto shot. The shark was likely at least 100m from the surfer.

* The shark was swimming directly upward, not toward any surfer. Probably chasing some smaller prey (which for a show like that I really hope it caught!).

Bug ups for the photographer. What an amazing shark shot. I love sharks and, no, I've never been bitten by one.

>> ^PuffyJacket45:
I love sharks and, no, I've never been bitten by one.

er.. given the first half of that sentence, I think the second half is kind of redundant.

at least a 1080; well done shark

Looks like a 1440 with a bar spin.

Sharks are always hamming it up for the camera!

This series will jump the shark in no time.

Surfer, you just got upstaged.

Do a barrel roll!

LiveLeak really needs to step up their video quality game.

Use the boost to get through!

what a show off

I like sharks with a little pepper on their fins and lemon juice.

Man, where's Batman when you need him?

um, sharks are fish, not amphibians. sorry to be that guy, but come on, that one's easy.

"Aww! What a cute dolphin and -- OWWW! BAD DOLPHIN GIMME MY LEG BACK!

That is a spinner shark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinner_shark).

Godfather Don Lino won't be happy.

We must go forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.

>> ^MycroftHomlz:
We must go forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.


Well, if you can tell me a better way to exchange long protein molecules, I'd like to know it!

This might be of very slightly better quality. If nothing else, it's a backup if this one goes dead.

My fear of flying and fear of sharks have combined!

Now all you need to throw in there is LASER EYES and Armageddon is complete.

>> ^MycroftHomlz:
We must go forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.


Upvote because of MycroftHomlz comment.

>> ^Dignant_Pink:
um, sharks are fish, not amphibians. sorry to be that guy, but come on, that one's easy.


Yes, you are correct. Sharks are not amphibious and have never been, but in the make-believe world I created before I wrote that sentence they were quite clearly mastering land and air.

Also to PuffyJacket45 concerning;
"* The shark was swimming directly upward, not toward any surfer. Probably chasing some smaller prey"

It's a Spinner shark
"It is capable of vertical spinning leaps out of the water as a feeding technique in which the shark spins through a school of small fish with an open mouth and then breaks the surface"

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1871007,00.html