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Genuinely hilarious.

"When I signed onto VideoSift, I wanted the screen name "blackfistingcock", but it wasn't available for some reason, so I decided to shorten and modify it into "blankfist". Now everybody knows what I do on a lonely Saturday night when I'm snowed in and all I have in my room is a sixteen-inch black dildo, two gallons of industrial strength lube and an empty expression on my face as I jab myself with rusty paperclips to feel something...anything at all."

--An excerpt from Diary of Blankfist: A VideoSift Junkie

Well there you have it, I say the sift needs a "horse" channel pronto

Oooo, a list of my future handles.

literary + porn = cleverfunnyhaha

Ezra Pounds You.

ROFLMAO

Siftbot has a sexy voice.

authors = *books, say I

Adding video to channels (Books) - requested by calvados.

The books channel? Haha! That's like the "Land of Misfit Toys" of channels. Reading is stupid.

Books are for sissies.

And the gays. Words and sentences make you like little children in that dirty "where on the puppet did he touch you" sort of way.

I finally lost it at J.R.R. Strokin'.

The frederico garcia lorca reference is the best

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Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, August 11th, 2008 5:50pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter blankfist.

Hahahah so darn appropriate atm. UP VOTE!

>> ^blankfist:
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Good choice. What other videos are suitable for this incident.

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