"Hello, State Farm? Ya, I've got a house insurance claim. Yes, he was wearing a mask. No, I'm not trying to file a false claim. No, he didn't take anything, but he didn't approve of my decorating, or my cooking either, for that matter."

Oh, I am SO *promoting this this, it is cutest/evilest (OK, most evil) thing ever! =)

(unless this is a dupe, which it usually is, if I spend extra points.. In ANY case, vote for this little cutie(devil)! )
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I'll take some cupcakes!

Why exactly would a raccoon eat off parts of the kitchen wall? The guy should have kept feeding it until it's too fat to get out of the wall, that'll show em...

"Cupcakes anyone?" made it over the top wonderful for me. I was already sold before then. Willie is definitely cute.

Amusing until about 2:45. Then hilarious. Dear god. We're crying up in here.

Iz in yoor wallz fukin up yoor houz gud!

wallz do not want

what an adorable little asshole...

"Well... it looks like he's completely destroyed my kitchen."

What a drama queen.

KITCHEN!!

I so wanted it to be "Racoon wreaks havoc on KITTEN."

soo... a few holes in the wall above your cubards = destroyed kitchen ehh? He also seemed pretty tame, %99 sure hes a house pet.

I thought this was an awesome video, until I read that it was his pet raccoon. Would've been much funnier if it were a wild raccoon that entered his house while he was at work.

And why the hell would you get a pet raccoon anyway?

yeah he has to be a house pet. a real racoon would have swung his nasty claws and given the guy rabies.

and on a side note, I thought it said raccoon destroys kitten so i was a little disappointed when the video ended and there wasn't a kitten laying on the ground with some intestines shown.

I'm i ur houze eatin ur kitchens! nom nom nom

I want to hire Willie to come be a snorglable "trophy" on my wall. Just a little raccoon head poking out of my wall, munchin' on almonds, a plaque below him reading "Adorablus Cutimus- mounted 2008"

I'd show him off to all the neighbors.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Racoon-Willie-Ungrateful-Bastard
Related^^

I heard WalMart is taking all Domesticated Racoons off their shelves after seeing this.

Which you would bleep out the bad language in video and on comments. How are we going to clean up the world if you keep that up?

>> ^red1950:
Which you would bleep out the bad language in video and on comments. How are we going to clean up the world if you keep that up?


'Which you'.. do you mean 'wish you' .. And sorry, I am just posting the cute raccoon video, I can't bleep sh.. I mean I can't bleep bleep!

It would be nice if this was not NSFW, but I do do agree with the guy.. I curse like a sailor sometimes, and had that been my kitchen, 'a***ole*' would have been mild language =)

I have fed many many absolutely wild raccoons by hand.
They like dog food and Dads Cookies.

They are quite tame as long as they don't feel threatened.
Notice how he doesn't reach in and grab the raccoon to pull it out, they it realy would peel a shred off the guys arm. Tame or wild.
Raccoons are very skittish... but very bold as well.

Ah yes, nothing like feeding the domesticated wild animal treats to show it the error of it's ways...

There is only a couple of ways to deal with that. Smash it with the cupcake pan. Or call animal control... they will either take it away... or kill it.

If you got this problem, and do not want it to be killed, then you should call animal control... not pest control.

Question is, how did he get into the wall?

eh, one day the guy will painfully discover it's still a wild animal.

Raccoon aftermath video here: http://videosift.com/video/Raccoon-Invades-Kitchen-2-The-Aftermath

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