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Wow, he knows so much about the isle of Hispagnola! All that other stuff he said must be true too!

I love these guys, if a terrible disaster happened is a place only notable for producing fruit and veg, he would be saying "They know, there crimes, they overproduced on potatoes last year"

Can I make a pact with the Devil to rid the world of people like Pat Robertson? I promise I'll suffer the eventual earthquake by myself.

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Tried on two computers, with IE and Firefox. Blank screen each time.

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Also getting a blank screen. Let's dedupe and maybe dead this unless it's a temporary outage.

Plays on mine. Firefox and IE.

Evil man.

Plays for me, in all it's retarded, disgusting glory.

That dude is evil. And not in a metaphysical sense - in a straight up, objective sense.

I fully expected him so say that god was punishing them for their abandoning their white masters.

I'll switch the code

Man Pat sure knows his history! Those assholes at Yale must need Pat to fix the textbooks! (pardon my french)

/subtle ironic pun is subtle

I made a pact with the devil to only allow this to play on Safari. Hail Satan!

Has this guy heard of plate tectonics? I guess there never any earthquakes until people started their devil worshiping so conveniently close to fault lines.

I think you guys whose video won't load need to reevaluate your relationship with the devil.

Yeah, so far Satan is coming out of this looking like a hero according to right-wing talking head pundits. The crazy uncles, which seem to be a-lot like AIG last year, are trying their darndest to coax people into political and religious demagoguery to make light all of it.

I'm just awaiting the Glen Beck stuff to come soon...

As a Christian, I was sadden by the plight of Haitians, for I myself, could do nothing, but pray. With this earthquake, again, the only thing I can really do, is pray. For now, I simply hope the world can do something about Haiti, as time is critical.

Mr. Robertson made comments of Sept 11, 2001, with then, Jerry Farwell. They together, said mean, and evil things. I guess, given this episode, that Mr. Robertson is not remorseful for the evil he unleashed years ago. He just compounded his crimes towards God. I absolutely oppose Mr. Robertson. He is not a Christian. He cares very little for others beyond his ego.

Thats messed up. I can't believe he can say that on t.v. without being fired or thrown into a home because obliviously this guy is off his old rocker.

Christ old man, you're driving people out of the church every time you say stupid shit like that. No wonder atheism is the fastest growing 'religion' (belief system?) in the US. You make a long sunday lie-in look awful good, Paddy.

Intercepted Correspondence Letter from Satan to Pat Robertson:


Dear Pat Robertson,

I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action.

But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle.

Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style.

Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll. You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract.

Best, Satan

Lily Coyle, Minneapolis

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