But over what? Can anyone enlighten me as to what "favourite things" is?

wtf ??

Evolution spares this bunch of fat idiots ...

What the hell are they going batshit over ?

It's official: women are teh dumb

*eia

Invocations (eia) cannot be called by BillOreilly because BillOreilly is not privileged - sorry.

"And to prove that this new Viagra for women really works we have put some in the drinks you had in the foyer before the show!"

I watched this clip several times in the past few days and I still don’t understand what’s going on. This might be how Mussolini came to power. Eia (sorry, don’t have the privilege either, but I hope someone will pick it up) would be appropriate if all of the dudes out there would promise to use at least 3 condoms whenever getting close to any of the ladies in this clip, but I’m not sure that’s the way it works. In the mean time, I seriously don’t understand how Rev. Wright is supposed to be such a liability for Obama.

Although it's a bad example I guess, um, *femme.

Although I remember participating in raucous cheering when Conan came to Toronto, we, um, didn't spontaneously combust.

Adding video to channels (Femme) - requested by Krupo.

Thank you wikipedia.

In short: once a year she does a show where she talks about products she likes, and gives a bunch of stuff to the audience. So they're freaking out because they think they're in the audience for the show where they get free stuff. But they're not. Morons.

>> ^moonsammy:
Thank you wikipedia.
In short: once a year she does a show where she talks about products she likes, and gives a bunch of stuff to the audience. So they're freaking out because they think they're in the audience for the show where they get free stuff. But they're not. Morons.


Like a car.

epic. fail.

Oprah is to housewives what Steve Jobs is for mac fans

Women now officially cannot give men shit for going nuts over sports, videogames and jets.

>> ^moonsammy:
Thank you wikipedia.
In short: once a year she does a show where she talks about products she likes, and gives a bunch of stuff to the audience. So they're freaking out because they think they're in the audience for the show where they get free stuff. But they're not. Morons.


Thank you, Moonsammy, for the explanation. Now it makes total sense. Actually I'd be capable of doing weirder things for a free car ;-). Did Oprah ever make a men's edition (e.g. giving away Macs or non-hybrid cars)?

That was pretty horrible of her.
You can tell by the way she led in to it that she knew they were going to freak out .. thinking they were the lucky crowd.

Great title btw

Awwww!!! I wanted to see them all commit ritual suicide once Oprah finally was able to say "No, I'm NOT doing it"

Oprah looked like she was ready to walk off the stage. "Screw this, I'll come back when you've calmed the fuck down."

Ladies, your priests will see you now. While you wait in line for your eternal damnation, please consider looking up "covetousness" and "false idol" in the dictionary. You could also check how many deadly sins you just committed, and which commandments you broke. There will be a test later.

Oprah: Bitches you ain't getting shit! Psyche!

Guess whose wrong!

Oprah is turning into Steven Seagal. Face puffs out a bit more evey year, the clothing gets looser. And she has to do less and less to get the job done.

By the H. Selassie! Man all this time I thought all the Oprah cult jokes were just.... well jokes.