Includes B-side: "He did it!"

I was so ready to laugh when the guy asked him to count to ten. I was thinking, Oh man, is he gonna fuck this up?

"Anybody got some white stuff?"

It's called Wite-Out Mr. President.

...unless maybe you were talking about the powdery white stuff.

WOW you got him.

What losers you sifters are.

Trump is going a great job and you nickle time everything,

Granted, the better "caught on live mic" was afterwards when he gave a big "OooooKaaaay", indicating that the level of bullshit spouted in his speech was overwhelming even for him, but this does clearly show that how he looks was FAR more important than knowing what he's talking about during a national emergency.
Imagine Obama was caught before a major speech being so worried about his appearance, your ilk would be calling for his removal, like you all did for 8 years over anything....tan suits, terrorist fist bump, not a real American so not a real president. You don't get to whine now when your baby in chief gets 1/10 back.

Today he refused to implement travel restrictions or the defense production act to produce medical supplies already in short supply (estimates are over >3 billion masks will be needed by health care workers, we have 12 million, or .3% of what front line first responders need) lying again by claiming there's only a slight shortage in 3 states, and one state has no cases, so there's no real need. *facepalm. His lies about testing availability continue too. They could have started making them in December, but waited until late last month to get going slowly at his direction.

Trump couldn't be doing a worse job without putting Jared in charge of the (non) response...Wait....he semi did that. Fuck. Every time he speaks lately he causes a new "worst day ever on Wallstreet". Great job? At decimating the economy and putting us all in great danger? At downplaying a major pandemic and to this day refusing to take it seriously and/or take steps to mitigate the infection rates?

What morons you cultists are. Go to a Trump rally and shake hands with everyone, why don't you.

TLDR I'm sure the comment was a brilliant pillory of something President Trump did.

Not exactly....it's an astute condemnation of and excoriation for a number of things Trump recently did (or refused to do) that put national safety at risk and makes us far less able to successfully contain the pandemic here.