The fact that I read the video title here and didn't immediately assume it was a joke and thus from The Onion has me slightly worried.

*equality

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Yummy satire.

Oh that was brilliant.

I think I'll google pics of Brooke Alvarez.

Brilliant satire. I thought the Brits has a monopoly on it. Guess not.

"This is America. Nobody deserved to be treated as a black man!"

That's good stuff.

"retroactively charge her with assaulting the arresting officer" = LOL

*news
*politics
*law

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Sometimes the Onion is just plain boring and unoriginal.



This is SO not one of those times. Nailed it.

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This has aged very, very well.

I suddenly had a vision of the future of trials. Where you could pay to have a "more sympathetic and charismatic" person appear in court for you. After the realization that most people have already decided if you're guilty of murder, innocent of rape, or if they were going to sleep with you, within the first 20 seconds of first seeing you.