Fortunately I don't do any of the gay things shown in that video. You can't make out with a guy or even make eye contact with him when your penis is in a gloryhole. Yep, 110% heterosexual - that's me.

Hilarious! Kronos, why the need for so much emphatic reassurance of your orientation? Are you sure you don't say dude a lot?

Persephone, I only say "Dude!" if I feel any teeth.

I thought this would have sifted in the first 24 hours, but I see it's caught in the Day 2 and 3 Doldrums. I hope it makes it.

and the tenth vote is mine!

because this is HIGH-larious!

gotta get soupskin to see this.... he'll love it

What if I call chicks dude?

^ Then you're doubly gay.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'heterosexual, house of cards' to 'heterosexual, house of cards, wangz' - edited by calvados

Tags for this video have been changed from 'heterosexual, house of cards, wangz' to 'heterosexual, house of cards, wangz, inadvertent man on man' - edited by calvados

Tags for this video have been changed from 'heterosexual, house of cards, wangz, inadvertent man on man' to 'heterosexual, house of cards, wangz, inadvertant man on man' - edited by calvados

How does this math work? Does double gay mean not gay? Is it like -1 * -1 or are there levels of gay which I have yet to hear about? And if I am unaware of this double gay status, how is it that MG knows? ;-)

Straight = -1gay, gay = -1Straight. Too straight: Straight^2 = -1Gay^2 = Gay. However, too gay: Gay*2 = -1Straight*2 = -2Straight = 2Gay (Too gay is just two gay).

Anybody else notice his similarity to Jack Black?

"Anybody else notice his similarity to Jack Black?"

Yes... yes I did.

Nicely scripted, nicely played, well done... funny indeed

The contextual ads at the side are ridiculous for this one.

Rugil, I'm lost.
And Fdisk - if the over use of the word 'dude' means your gay, and that word is only used on guys, then one could calculate that calling girls 'dude' means you're just that much more gay, because you subliminally want them to be men. It's ok, though. May I suggest that you start your new journey through life here?

Crap, I say "dude" a lot.

This needs to be on Conservepedia.

*promote!

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Very well done.

... *howto

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