send yourself some flowers hahahahahahahahaha *comedy

Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by paul4dirt.

Yeah I was dabbling with parody too, cos I don't think that they're genuinely trying to teach women how to manipulate, just pointing out the obvious. Hmmm

yeah this is parody.

And if they WERE serious, this works only for amateurs. But I admit I fell for the same tricks just recently, only because I really liked the girl.

Most guys would not keep up with the BS. In fact, some guys can beat you in your own game.

I had a girlfriend that did this, and I was a sap for the longest time. Now that's over the minute a girl starts pulling stuff like this I break it off. I can't stand it. Clearly she doesn't actually give a shit about you.

The title of the video could also be called: 'How to make BreaksTheEarth lose interest in your dumbass', but this one works too.

hmmmm,
this can be reversed quite easily.
and if a women is so repugnant as to play on a man's insecurity,she has lost all rights to be treated as a respectable person.
so lets fuck with this type of girl shall we?
1.any woman so shallow as to indulge in this self-absorbed practice has most likely spent a very long time cultivating a alluring image.this hides the underlying insecurity and low self-esteem issues she has.she craves attention to validate that she is a desirable woman.this means you should flirt with her,but also with her friends,her family and everybody else(innocently of course,dont be mean).this will confound her sensibilities,and most likely turn the tables fairly quickly.if she is being stubborn,just ask her "hey,does your friend have a man"?..yeah..that usually does it,no girl of this caliber would ever hang out with a girl they thought prettier than they are,and you inquiring about that friend just put them into a full panic attack and competition with their friend.
end result:you get the nookie.
2.be real.
i cannot stress this enough,be who you are,not what you think might get you laid.women(and this means ALL women) have a built in bullshit detector,and they ALL talk.so do yourself a favor and be real.real responds to real,and bullshit takes maintenance,upholding an image can be a job in itself..so dont bother.
3.have fun.
yeah,you heard me..have fun!
stop obsessing about her being naked,sex,sex,sex.oh..and did i mention sex?
a woman knows in the first 5 seconds if you are gonna get any.why waste time worrying about it?
its not like she is gonna come out and tell you,and the more you sit there panting like a dog,the more she is convinced that you would blow balls as a lover.
so knock that shit off and HAVE FUN!
if a woman has fun with you,you make her laugh and are interesting.
buddy..your gettin laid.
but if your following her around like a sick emo puppy.well..you may get a pity lay..but thats just..eww../shivers.
4.three day rule.
yeah yeah..it seems tacky,and girls say WTF..but it works.
call too soon and they think they "have" you,by the second day you may have them thinking..but not much.
third day is the charm.
why?
because at the start they thought they had you,by day three they want to know WTF is going on?WHY havent you called them?they were so SURE they had you...
tables a turnin grasshopper.
why not 4 days you ask?
well...by day 4 they are now pissed,and in their minds you can go fuck your egotistical self.who do you think you are?not calling them..phhht../shows the hand.
5.its ok to be friends.
let me say that again.
ITS OK TO BE FRIENDS.
its a win-win really.
so nothing really came of what you started.thats cool...
if you real and upfront,you have nothing to be ashamed of.not every women is going to jump your bones,nor you theirs.
here is the really cool thing.
since you were real and upfront,there is no bullshit to master,you can be you.
that means you can be friends..yep..
she will view you as "emergency sex" and you have a pretty hot friend who is better than any of your buddies talking you up.
why?
how many time i have to tell you?
WOMEN TALK!!!
this failed relationship/lover turned friend will introduce you to more women than any family reunion ever will!
*warning* this can backfire sometimes when the woman has developed "feelings" unbeknownst to you.nothing more uncomfortable than having your "best friend" break down in a drunken crying jag about how you slept with her friend knowing how she felt about you.
didnt you KNOW she was secretly in love with you!
heartless bastard!
6.disregard all these steps,for in actuality all women are the unfathominable mystery of the universe.you will never figure them out because THEY cant figure themselves out.
just nod your head,say "yes" often,and realize you have no clue.
but avoid women like this one in the video..they r teh suck.
(for a complete transcript of this lecture,and of enoch's previous lectures.
send a check or money order to:pox 3275 white plains ne 45876)

^ That is pure genius. When do the seminars start?

This is hilariously evil.

I do feel bad for guys who fall for this stuff though. Oh and ladies don't try this if your pushing 35, you need to settle down before it gets too late!

Crap, I have no time for these types of games. Women that play these games are about as fake as they are shallow. Manipulation is the female form of abuse!

Try being a woman and having to deal with this shitty sterotype then!

Ladies have dildos, men have the internet... so.. lets all just blow our loads ex parte and save the world

Wow, what a gold-digging slut. I wouldn't put up with this bullshit, no sir.

I dunno, if they weren't returning my calls I always assume they're not interested

I'm very literal when it comes to things like this.

Step 4 is the worst! It affects you no matter how secure you are about yourself or your relationship...

...luckily 2 can play at that game.

Many of these rules are interchangeable for guys or girls with some slight modification. You're really just playing a game of control, perpetually keeping the other part on their heels.

>> ^rottenseed:
Step 4 is the worst! It affects you no matter how secure you are about yourself or your relationship...
...luckily 2 can play at that game.
Many of these rules are interchangeable for guys or girls with some slight modification. You're really just playing a game of control, perpetually keeping the other part on their heels.


my course is available in 4 languages,
im just sayin...
/unbuttons the shirt a bit more and sips his Courvoisier.
thats riight baby..giggady giggady giggady

>> ^Deano:
I dunno, if they weren't returning my calls I always assume they're not interested
I'm very literal when it comes to things like this.


You and me, mate. I've twice purposefully ended a potential relationship because the girls attempted stupid shit like this - played hard to get and were pretending to be someone else all the time. I have zero tolerance for that kind of thing. Dumped them, explaining why, and I hope it was an eye-opener for them, because the only kind of guys that these childish tactics work on are brain-dead narcissistic jocks.

I'm just a Simple_Man, looking for a Simple_Girl. Then I realized that no such thing exists, and wept for my lost dream.

Yeah, this is truly terrible advice. Unless you're some sort of sociopath and the manipulation and games are what you're after (Which might be the case for younger women who don't know what they want but know that men want something from them). But in the grown up world any decent guy is going to tell you to grow up or take a hike.

Now this is how you troll the internets. Pick a position sure to infuriate every young cynical male, then never let on that it's a joke. Well done ma'am.

Lol, just throwing my 2p in there.

I have this brilliant method of dealing people. It's called the "dannym3141 have no ego or motive and be genuine with people" method.

What you do is, you drop all motives and ego, and you just be genuine with people. No mind games, no hard to get, no crap. If you're interested, show you're interested. If you're not, let them know and don't try to get anything out of it. If you do this for a long enough time, you get a very very finely tuned bullshit radar and you can spot someone trying to take you for a sap from 3 miles away.

So when you spot a woman doing any of these things, you see it, and you immediately realise that they don't care about you enough, and you can happily walk away. Sometimes they'll even start chasing you because they blew what they thought was a sure-thing.