oh that's funny as hell! Great parody!

and again

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Ya know, with all the running, you would think the victim would lose a few pounds.

That, and now I really want to see the end.

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Fixed, and now it's in high def!

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That was freakin' hilarious!

Continued here

*wtf ofc!

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This may be the best story ever told *quality

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And now imagine Charlie Brooker gives this idea the same treatment he gave the pig-fucking episode of Black Mirror. Totally ridiculous idea played completely straight.
I'd watch that movie.

You should watch the recent horror movie, "It Follows"... excellent serious treatment of this basic idea (sans spoon .

why not just wear some body armor?

It's this freakin' guy!