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17 Comments
NaMeCaFsays...That was awesome. Exactly like the game. Much better than that P.O.S film with Timthothy Olyphant anyway. And the dude in this looks and acts much more like Agent 47!

Loved the instantaneous clothes change at 3:09 by the way. Nice nod
Sylvester_InkBlond porn star was apparently played by a real porn star.
Jinxsays...No 47! You're disguised as the fluffer!
oh, and remember that guy is like, head of a child pornography ring or something. He's the bad guy. Its a shame you had to kill all those innocent people to get to him though.
GutspillerProfessional assassin.
Given briefing to prepare for mission.
Never buys required outfit.
Step 1 while on mission: Kill person and take their clothes.
gwiz665Fuck me, that was awesome! *quality
siftbotBoosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by gwiz665.
articianNot the cleanest, or most discrete, execution.
It's good for tongue-in-cheek fandom, I guess.
enonsays...>> ^Sylvester_Ink:
Blond porn star was apparently played by a real porn star.
NAME?! for.. uhhh... research...
hpqpAbsolutely brilliant. I love the way it mimics the game, especially the "I'm walking right behind you but that's okay".
VoodooVwould have been more awesome had the [REDACTED] not been spoiled in the tags and the description.
BoneRemakeGood.
I prefer the original movie though :
Yeah, seems I was right
DOUCHE ! :D
legacy0100Friggin' AWESOME
lucky760>> ^VoodooV:
would have been more awesome had the porn shoot not been spoiled in the tags and the description.
Excellent point. Updated. Never occurred to me it would have been better as a surprise.
Mammaltronsays...Somebody give Freddie Wong $100M to make a feature film already.
NaMeCaFsays...>> ^BoneRemake:
Good.
I prefer the original movie though
Ugh.
BoneRemake>> ^NaMeCaF:
>> ^BoneRemake:
Good.
I prefer the original movie though
Ugh.
Probably what your mom said when you came out.
antCommentary: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVp2Q7qyPXI
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