And then she mentions her boyfriend, and he goes "Fuck you!" and kicks her dog!

Is that normal for turtles to do that? I know ants do it like getting trapped underground.

I like how this sift is listed in the * actionpack channel. On a turtle level, most definitely - it's like a guy uprighted an overturned SUV on the highway.

I almost want to put this in * timeshift Go hero turtle!



And HOLY SHIT at the commercial afterwards! Quite a counterpoint.

Lumbergh fucked her.

Am I really the only one thinking of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? This is where the original creator got his idea from

Of course what we don't see is two days earlier the same "hero" turtle flipping the other one on its back.

>> ^ryanbennitt:

Of course what we don't see is two days earlier the same "hero" turtle flipping the other one on its back.


Wrong. That turtle is being fucking lazy and the other turtle is the boss and wants him back on the job. Look at how furious he is marching him across the lawn!

Anyone else find the background noise extremely relaxing?

Fuck gravity

I really wanted this video to move a little faster, and then I came to terms with the fact that they are turtles. Turtle physics FTW.

I was unable to find a clip of it but Futurama says the turtle on its back was fine and could have flipped itself.

Are we quite sure the hero turtle isn't just.. you know.. trying to rape the other one.

It's what hero turtles do... didn't you ever see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles..?
>> ^harry:

Are we quite sure the hero turtle isn't just.. you know.. trying to rape the other one.

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