well, i might suck at moob motorboating, but i can totally auto-fellate like a boss, so WHATEVS!

i had just been for a run in the rain, so my t-shirt was all wet and sticking to me -- i thought it would help, but sadly i just don't have what it takes. i feel that with dedication, one day i might rival the almighty @UsesProzac.

♥

I hate to be redundant, but I'm really happy for you @hpqp and I'm gonna let you finish, but this is the best video of all time!

Oh, and *quality, Frenchie.

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by blankfist.

OMG I just laughed so fucking hard.

I'm so tempted to make that dropping-balls-on-table video now.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

In danger of failing the dag wood test.

>> ^MarineGunrock:

I'm so tempted to make that dropping-balls-on-table video now.


Never an upvote for this comment, sir. Never an upvote.

Hawt!

Jezebel!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/11111111111111116788313vn0.gif?w=300

You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw mens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

Btw siftites, this will be my last post of this kind (for now at least).

I am looking forward to @gwiz665's ball-sacking of the Sift, but I'll let @Lann handle that one

No it's alright, you can handle my ballsack all you like.
>> ^hpqp:

Btw siftites, this will be my last post of this kind (for now at least).
I am looking forward to @gwiz665's ball-sacking of the Sift, but I'll let @Lann handle that one

I hope everyone is paying attention to what playlist I just put this stunning masterpiece of a video in.

I should show my boobies.

Jesus killed at least 7 kitties because of this video. Plus, you also made him cry. You should be ashamed of yourself!

OMG, I saw this first thing in the morning--before my coffee!

All I can think of today is the song "Moobin' on UP!"

berticus, you dare present yourself as a challenger before my mighty chesticles? I laugh at your feeble attempts to motorboat yourself. Surely you jest. One does not simply motorboat into VideoSift!






Thank you from the bottom of my well-endowed heart, berticus, you darling man.

I liked the part where he did stuff like UsesProzac did in order to call attention to the stupidity of some people's comments to that other vid.

*promote this pair of entrancing moobs. I'm embarrassed to say how many times I've watched this.

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, August 12th, 2011 12:46am PDT - promote requested by UsesProzac.

Don't you remember the Commandment, "Thou Shalt not MOTORBOAT YER BEWBS" ??? SINNERS!!!!! And to think that you attempted to do this, @berticus!!! ... OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

"Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the sifties say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the sifties and the press and the whole world tell you to moob, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of boobs, and tell the whole world - "No, you moob." - Captain America.

That's a whole new meaning to Kiwi!

@berticus Do you have even a modicum of dignity or self respect? You have promoted yourself as a harlot and you draw womens attention with lasciviousness. You are prostituting yourself and it is revolting.

Oh man, Gwiz got there before me. THIS COMMENT IS A DUPE!!!1 Great minds etc

HARLOT!

Bashi-bazouk!

*doublepromote

Double-Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Friday, August 12th, 2011 3:01pm PDT - doublepromote requested by NicoleBee.

@berticus deserves nothing less!

>> ^NicoleBee:

doublepromote

I refuse to believe there was any demand for this, let alone popular.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

I refuse to believe there was any demand for this, let alone popular.


Like Rebecca Black, it's popular because it isn't.