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MordhausPretty sure I wouldn't care about chocolate if I was sleeping next to Kate Beckinsale. Umm, don't mention that to my wife.
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antToo late. I showed her your comment.
Pretty sure I wouldn't care about chocolate if I was sleeping next to Kate Beckinsale. Umm, don't mention that to my wife.
nanrodI know I wouldn't care and I'm pretty sure I'd let my ex know all about it. But you don't need a practical joker for this. On a family cruise to Mexico they left a new chocolate on your pillow every night and if, like my sister you go to bed very late and very drunk and don't notice the chocolate, then somebody might end up with an incriminating photo of your bed sheets to taunt you with for the rest of your life.
Pretty sure I wouldn't care about chocolate if I was sleeping next to Kate Beckinsale. Umm, don't mention that to my wife.
MordhausJerk!
Too late. I showed her your comment.
antWhat does your sister look like?
I know I wouldn't care and I'm pretty sure I'd let my ex know all about it. But you don't need a practical joker for this. On a family cruise to Mexico they left a new chocolate on your pillow every night and if, like my sister you go to bed very late and very drunk and don't notice the chocolate, then somebody might end up with an incriminating photo of your bed sheets to taunt you with for the rest of your life.
PaybackProbably female.
What does your sister look like?
PaybackEmilia Clarke - 29 years old, looks 18
Kate Beckinsale - 42 years old, looks 29
PaybackYou had a piece of chocolate shoved up your ass while you were sleeping? Sexual harrassment!!
You had a piece of chocolate shoved up your ass by Kate Beckinsale while you were sleeping? Lucky bastard.
antShe better be! I meant what she looks like.
Probably female.
nanrodWhat do you want me to say? My Sister is hot? There's no way that comes across very well.
What does your sister look like?
newtboyIt worked out well for Joe Dirt.
"I'm your sister...
I'm your sister....
I'm your sister!"
What do you want me to say? My Sister is hot? There's no way that comes across very well.
newtboyIs that Preacher next to her?
PaybackYes. More foreigners taking 'Murican jerbs!
Is that Preacher next to her?
PaybackTrump gets away with saying it about his daughter FFS...
What do you want me to say? My Sister is hot? There's no way that comes across very well.
bareboards2And it doesn't come across very well, @Payback. @nanrod has better judgment than the Republican nominee for President.
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