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Defendant Rick and Judge Morty (actual court transcript)

submitted by eric3579

8 years 5 months ago

justin roiland reads an actual court transcript from georgia (word for word) in the voices of rick and morty. an animatic shown at san diego. video shot by http://deranged-black-kitten.tumblr.com/
heres the original transcript: https://imgur.com/a/skffp

13 Comments

Bonus season 3 exclusive

*promote *quality
I'm now holding myself in contempt.
Now you can't hold me in contempt because I beat you to it! WUBBALUBBADUBDUB BITCH!

He didn't say those things....but he did order the defendant to jack off in court.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, July 25th, 2016 8:36am PDT - promote requested by newtboy.

Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by newtboy.

jokingly says...

!0 years for contempt of court? daaaaaaaaaaamn!

ant

I want to see the original real court recording (video)!

I lost it when they cut to the stenographer.

It could be worse . . .

!0 years for contempt of court? daaaaaaaaaaamn!

I found it! Here's a copy of the transcript:

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

Edit: Lol, the transcription is right in the description. I guess I read the comments before the description.

ant

And I need to make myself clearer. I revised my post.

I found it! Here's a copy of the transcript:

https://imgur.com/a/skffp

Edit: Lol, the transcription is right in the description. I guess I read the comments before the description.

It just came to me, this defendant is actual a mastermind. He is going to get a mistrial because this judge fell victim to his rant.

Babymech says...

Yes, but he's also gotta suck the judge's dick...

It just came to me, this defendant is actual a mastermind. He is going to get a mistrial because this judge fell victim to his rant.

ant

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