Just.... wow! I did not just see that...

And who is surprised it's gwiz who sifts it?

>> ^kymbos:

And who is surprised it's gwiz who sifts it?


Not me.

Wait, was she ginger before as well?

Fake. They're actually using carrots. I've tried that with a peeler and it hurts like hell!

Well when your clock is ticking Mr. Gwiz, and your only hopes of a meaningful relationship with the opposite sex (given your proclivity towards "bewbs" either altered or absolutely porn perfect after having had your initial sexual imprint fueled by porn and hand) are slim to nil, it's not hard to run the simple numbers. Oh yeah, aren't you in some butt-fucking cold nowhere country as well?

Good luck, handsome.

That shit was hilarious by the way:)

despite the title, I think I won't watch this at work.

I like the healthy tag btw

oh yea, and *nsfw

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Of course, she had to be a redhead!

>> ^Bloocut:

Well when your clock is ticking Mr. Gwiz, and your only hopes of a meaningful relationship with the opposite sex (given your proclivity towards "bewbs" either altered or absolutely porn perfect after having had your initial sexual imprint fueled by porn and hand) are slim to nil, it's not hard to run the simple numbers. Oh yeah, aren't you in some butt-fucking cold nowhere country as well?
Good luck, handsome.
That shit was hilarious by the way:)


/e has a girlfriend...

^^^Miracles do happen.

You're damn right
>> ^Bloocut:

^Miracles do happen.

The thumbnail I embedded now amuses me to no end.

>> ^residue:

despite the title, I think I won't watch this at work.
I like the healthy tag btw
oh yea, and nsfw
Get over yourself. It's perfectly sfw. Just because you don't think so, doesn't mean it should inscrutably be labeled as such.

Funny vid btw.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

Does NSFW only cover audio and video? There's a case to be made that the subject matter itself is NSFW. I think it should stand.>> ^ElessarJD:

>> ^residue:
despite the title, I think I won't watch this at work.
I like the healthy tag btw
oh yea, and nsfw
Get over yourself. It's perfectly sfw. Just because you don't think so, doesn't mean it should inscrutably be labeled as such.
Funny vid btw.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

*nsfw

This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by dag.

I think it's safe for work.

Are these also nsfw?
http://commercial.videosift.com/video/Lessons-in-vertising-Mello-Yello-Fellatio -- sex parody
http://commercial.videosift.com/video/Vote-Naked-in-Illinios - naked people
http://commercial.videosift.com/video/World-of-Warcraft-Cataclysm-TV-spot - "people" die!
http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/South-Park-Randy-is-gonna-get-some-sweet-butterfly-poon - getting poon
http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/TYT-Fake-Orgasms-Women-Bisexuals
http://sexuality.videosift.com/video/Steve-Carell-Simulates-An-Orgasm-For-Charity
and there are plenty others..

If this was actual bukkake, then totally yes, but just for looking like it? I don't think so.

What do you mean by "get over yourself?" At what point am I being egotistical??

2 points:
1: I'm not comfortable with any of my bosses at work seeing the word "bukkake" anywhere on my screen. Some people have a filter enacted to ensure this sort of stuff doesn't show up.
2:I would not be happy if any of those bosses saw in passing the content of this video. In passing, the video could be taken very poorly indeed because of what it looks like at a glance.

Settle down

>> ^ElessarJD:

>> ^residue:
despite the title, I think I won't watch this at work.
I like the healthy tag btw
oh yea, and nsfw
Get over yourself. It's perfectly sfw. Just because you don't think so, doesn't mean it should inscrutably be labeled as such.
Funny vid btw.

I pity the fools that have to work for an uptight boss who would not laugh at that...

I know, right? What boss wouldn't want their employees watching videos of guys pretending to jerk off all over someone's face while at work


>> ^mrsid:

I pity the fools that have to work for an uptight boss who would not laugh at that...

give it to her!!!!!

wtf is that shaun white?

The peeling was unappealing.

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^ Ok... Second time now that I noticed that the shown image is not the one I uploaded, wtf??