"in only one week here at attack cat training school your little kitty cat will become a well honed attack feline.able to defend your home against all intruders.here is a video of one of our graduates!"
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If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.


It's called balls.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

It's called balls.

It's called pepper spray.

>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

It's called balls.

It's called pepper spray.


My balls emit pepper spray.

>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.


It's a black bear. They're heavier than most humans, but you can certainly chase them off yourself 99.9% of the time. I would reserve pants crapping for grizzly bears.

those idiots are just laughing at a bear coming into their property and stealing the garbage bags. fuckin idiots. Funny how that cat was not having non of that noise in its territory.

That was a tiny bear

>> ^alizarin:
That was a tiny bear


Not to the cat, that's like his version of a boss-fight.

>> ^BoneRemake:
those idiots are just laughing at a bear coming into their property and stealing the garbage bags. fuckin idiots. Funny how that cat was not having non of that noise in its territory.


Yeah, idiot mom and her little kid.

That cat was having not having non of it.

Idiots.

>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

It's called balls.

It's called pepper spray.


It's called a .44 Magnum.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

It's called balls.

It's called pepper spray.

My balls emit pepper spray.


You wouldn't happen to be selling your balls would you, i am after a pair.

>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.


A bear would probably consider it to be some sort of skunk -- too small for a meal, and not worth the risk if it can spray. Mice, squirells also probably have nothing to fear, but deer, fish, lots of sustainance there. I guess we'd fit into that catagory, also.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

It's called balls.

It's called pepper spray.

My balls emit pepper spray.


No, your balls just get covered in pepperspray when you take them out.

People jump on tables if there is a mouse on the floor. Give the bear a break... little creatures are fucking creepy.

>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^Psychologic:
>> ^dannym3141:
>> ^gwiz665:
If something as small as a cat can scare off a bear like this, you'd think we could develop some sort of mechanism to scare them off ourselves. Instead of just crapping our pants and playing dead.

It's called balls.

It's called pepper spray.

My balls emit pepper spray.

I feel bad for your girlfriend. No money shots for her!!!

very *cute!

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