So this video was uploaded yesterday, yet I already received links to it via Twitter, email and text from completely independent sources. Some days, the internet scares the shit out of me.

Forgot to mention that it's pretty cool.

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Sunday, January 24th, 2010 1:24am PST - promote requested by radx.

Super funny/cute video but it is not a ninja.

I can't wait until Break.com finally gets their first report in on how much money they've lost by forcing people to watch their commercials first.

Ads make me cry. Sure start it up, but let me skip after the first 5s


Also

AWESOME

hand karateka

What's up with her thumbnail?

Wow, good stuff.

>> ^Enzoblue:
I can't wait until Break.com finally gets their first report in on how much money they've lost by forcing people to watch their commercials first.


At a blisteringly loud volume.. it's getting old pretty quick.

I loved this. It made me smile.

*cute *happy

Adding video to channels (Cute, Happy) - requested by lucky760.

>> ^Phooz:
What's up with her thumbnail?


Texting adaptation?

Oh man, the title of this video reminds me of some hipster guy (not that I have anything wrong with "cool" people or whatever label we need to give people who are culturally aware) that pissed me off yesterday. I go to a certain liquor store a couple of times a week and usually there is this korean guy who is the owner working. I went into the liquor store, see this young white kid working the register that I've never seen before. He was kind of awkward in the way that he was overly conscious that he was working in a shitty liquor store - so as he is bagging up my beer I try to make small talk and ask, "where is the asian guy?" I thought it inoffensive enough ; just trying to make the situation less awkward and this kid responds, "what?" and I repeated and he replied "He's Korean." I didn't really give a shit to get into an argument about it considering Korea or South Korea is specified as East Asia. Did I really make a horrible mistake or was this kid just a total dick?

nice hand job

The butt scratching part almost had me fall out of my chair.

>> ^shagen454:
Oh man, the title of this video reminds me of some hipster guy (not that I have anything wrong with "cool" people or whatever label we need to give people who are culturally aware) that pissed me off yesterday. I go to a certain liquor store a couple of times a week and usually there is this korean guy who is the owner working. I went into the liquor store, see this young white kid working the register that I've never seen before. He was kind of awkward in the way that he was overly conscious that he was working in a shitty liquor store - so as he is bagging up my beer I try to make small talk and ask, "where is the asian guy?" I thought it inoffensive enough ; just trying to make the situation less awkward and this kid responds, "what?" and I repeated and he replied "He's Korean." I didn't really give a shit to get into an argument about it considering Korea or South Korea is specified as East Asia. Did I really make a horrible mistake or was this kid just a total dick?


Kid was probably just feeling awkward and blurted out the first thing he thought.

A mediocre translation attempt for anyone who cares :
"How do you do. I would like to show you taekwondo [debatable she does that bit super fast]
"Ready?" [Fighting sounds]
"One more time" [Fighting sounds]
"You also do Taekwondo" [Fighting sounds]
"You too do Taekwondo" [Fighting sounds]
"Then... "
[Counting one to ten while doing press ups]
"Could someone please give me some help?"
Second hand "What would you like me to do?"
"This ____ please" [Couldn't make out the verb ~_~. Could be "hold"]
"Certainly sir"
[More counting]
"Now, are you feeling well?"
"Now, in a moment the champion will arrive" [yay for konglish]
"So, champion has won the belt. What move did you do to win the champions belt?"
Second Hand: "What move did I do?"
"Yup" [Champion hand attacks Sansaengnim hand]
"No, no stop!!"
Second hand: "Cobra Twist!"
[After many listens the only word I can make out is "Animal", Doesn't seem to be a grammatical sentence as it has a noun at the end. so I'm gonna guess "Now I will fight this animal" :-/]
"No no, stop it"
Monster Hand: "Farewell"

Anyway, the language is Korean and the hand dude is supposed to be a taekwondo instructer rather than a karate sensei if you wanna add a tag. Taekwondo doesn't get much love.

As the grumpy hipster said to the shagen454 "[s]He's Korean"

Something I noticed about this video, I can't curl my pinky finger while my ring finger is uncurled. She seems to have no trouble doing that.

I believe the correct term is "oriental".>> ^shagen454:
and ask, "where is the asian guy?" I thought it inoffensive enough ; just trying to make the situation less awkward and this kid responds, "what?" and I repeated and he replied "He's Korean." I didn't really give a shit to get into an argument about it considering Korea or South Korea is specified as East Asia. Did I really make a horrible mistake or was this kid just a total dick?

man the sparring was chaotic.. nice scissoring in there though. The whole thing was cute as hell

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, January 24th, 2010 2:53pm PST - promote requested by MycroftHomlz.

I don't see ads before the vid when it shows for me. How is that?

fuck ads

Simply hilarious.

>> ^Enzoblue:
I can't wait until Break.com finally gets their first report in on how much money they've lost by forcing people to watch their commercials first.


Probably in the neighborhood of negative $100,000.