upvote for the uro club.

" 'merica, FUCK YEAH!!

.. Mr. MIcrophones for fucking with them old-folks-home neighbors of grama

mmmmmmm, comfort-wipe

It keeps you out of the woods

I bet if you told golfers that pissing on their woods would improve their game, about half of them would do it.

"This is the stupidest thing I've ever come up with. Are people really going to buy this crap?"
"Of course they will! You underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

Half of these products are really only useful for morbidly obese customers.

I guess it is America's biggest growth market though.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the tastes of the American public.

I just did a spit take at 1:26
needless to say, I LOL'ed

"It appears that you are just checking out your club".

So everyone knows, these things never got those patents that were pending. I just looked them up. Thank god my office isn't that dumb.

Ron Popeil is your God.

Bow down.

Because calling your product the "Titty Bear" would just be too obvious!

Simpsons referenced - http://youtu.be/VNhFvgcmofw?t=6s

I had to stop watching when the samurai sword came on QVC, after what had just happened to the 2 ladder salesman, I just couldn't stand it.