Age of Conan -- Zero Punctuation Review

thinker247says...

You should have seen my reaction when I learned that only Bronze Diamond or above can post these directly. I was staring at the embed code, wondering why it wouldn't work. *shakes fist at your diamond*

Don't let Zifnab burn you to a crisp, human.

>> ^arvana:
I'm just happy to FINALLY get to submit one of these first!

thinker247says...

To anyone who hates the way he pronounces MMORPG, think of this: he repeats it about a hundred times in three minutes. Would you want to repeat those initials at that rapid pace for three minutes? Your tongue would rip itself out of your mouth and languish in a bloody mess on the floor.

gwiz665says...

thinker247, you only need gold to embed it now.

These are declining in quality, I think. The standardization of the intro/outro was the first sign of that. It's still better than most other reviews, though.

NetRunnersays...

We should probably start a pool on what the next game will be that he has something nice to say about.

The last one was what, GTA 4?

I'm thinking he'll get a kick out of Fallout 3's weapons and setting, but hate the gameplay to pieces.

He might like LittleBigPlanet, if they can convince him to review it at all.

charliemsays...

Just fired off an email to him.

Bring back personalised intro/outro music.

The new cookie cutter crap they have you playing at the start / end of your pure awesome videos is enough to make a grown man cry....or so im told >.>.

On behalf of gamers within 1m radius of my chair, we demand a return to relevant, and awesome mood-setting music for your ZP vids.

/fin.

dannym3141says...

Couple of things:
1. I don't know how this stuff works in any country at all, but perhaps there's some sort of issue going on where people are demanding recompense for their song being used? Something like that? Meaning they have to use a piece of music that they know they're allowed to use every single time instead of paying royalties for 15 seconds of music.

2. It's a bit unfair saying he's losing it, it's getting crap, whatever. Think of the shelf life of this sort of thing. It's a novelty, if every review had been done in this way for 50 years, it'd be the normal way of reviewing and only funny for the VERY rare original and stunning 1-liner. Give the guy a break, it's as funny as it ever was with the exception that he's trying not to recycle his old stuff. To be able to write between 2 and 6 new one liners per video per review is QUITE an achievement and is probably "prolific" for a comedy writer.

Kruposays...

lol, all-nude gaming server, awesome. Glad they cut down on the length of the idiotic ads. Only 50 seconds? I'm still going to label it a *commercial.

As to the music, the "it's copyrighted and he's popular, so he can't use the mainstream music thing" is no doubt true - but surely he could get something that DOESN'T suck.

Maybe he's friends with the music guy and doesn't want to hurt his feelings.

RadHazGsays...

for reasons unknown i cant seem to get this to load. nooooooo! these are some of the funniest things i get to see damn it. went to the site and none of the others load either for some reason. anyone?

gwiz665says...

The spore review would be something similar to a Black and White review
It's a great concept, but gameplaywise it's gonna fall to the ground fast. At least that's my prediction.

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