I have the feeling that if a politician thinks this is a good strategy, there are probably a number of other reasons not to vote for them.

I had some pretty ridiculous fees about a year back. It was on an Internet purchase and when PayPal reached for the money from my account, PayPal was declined and even though no money left my account, I was charged an overdraft. PayPal automatically retried the transaction 3 more times and each one incurred a charge. I believe each charge was $30 CDN.
Needless to say, I was unimpressed. I was living at home at the time so my father went into the bank and threatened to pull his saving account if they didn't reverse the charge.

well.... I'm never swimming in the ocean ever again.... ever.

I was just waiting for that guy to call Obama a Fascist Communist.

But wait, why does he have anything to worry about if they are innocent?

That looked positively terrifying.

.ǝɹɐ sbuıɥʇ p1ıʍ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ

Part of the problem here is that most of the Fox News demographic will think this actually is Thomas Paine.

Is it just me, or is it that next to Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin seems strangely articulate?

Edit: Even the children won't share any more! God damn it! I thought Kindergarten Kids would still believe in sharing, but I guess not. Why should the kids with more toys have to share?

*beg

5 minutes, a week, a year, a month, or even right now.
Are those really my only options?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phonology

It's insane to me to believe that they would push so hard to stop swearing. They're words, and if anything, it's the thoughts, actions, and motives that should be punished.

To be perfectly honest, they did better than I did.

If you didn't already know, most of these quotes (among others) are cataloged on http://www.fstdt.com/

I was thinking it was going to shut off after 10 seconds or something, like they do in bait cars. But I have to admit, that was way cooler. I most definitely shouted "Holy Shit!" when it happened.