I think he's through the center of a shoulder-style belt, probably from trying to use it as a lap-only belt and now it has retracted and won't let him loosen it.

These beads are apparently contributing to pollution as well since they obviously don't biodegrade and are small enough to be consumed by organisms/animals.

Maybe this isn't as cool as I think it is, but here's hoping. Shameless self *promote.

No one claimed this guy is a genius.

Those are load bearing wires.

What a fire retard

I prefer vertical video to whatever the hell this was.

Even the title "Con Air" = Conservative Air

That last shot seems incredibly dangerous.

It's Canada. He probably got at least 1 or 2 nights in jail for that.

Remember that Russian dissident who was killed with polonium? He died from internal alpha particle toxicity because his killers put it in his food. It's actually a good way to poison someone since alpha radiation is easily stopped by small amounts of tissue, thus collateral damage (such as to close personal contacts) is minimal. However internalization of an alpha source can result in severe local tissue damage.

I would never handle an alpha particle emitter without gloves. Imagine if a small piece came off on your skin and you scratched yourself or rubbed your eye or something.

Why a gate if there's a cattle grid?

mmmmmm...probes...

Why on earth would anyone underestimate a hairy beast with horns that weighs 2000 lbs?