His "trick" for remembering the lanthanide elements is horrible. I'd rather just memorize them.

She gets an ENTIRE banana for every mine?

I feel like a Coors.

*kill

Fine. Fixed.

I'm sure we all had a neighbor like this growing up.

"WTF is Greg doing out there with those tongs?"

Interesting, but aren't the majority of cinemas using digital now?

Even "going postal" in other countries is less violent than the US.

Reminds me of Wii golf expert mode.

Mi-Gwel....

I wonder if insulting the sponsors is the best way to get them to rescind their support. Also, how come Visa got off easy?

Beethoven did it.

So there's a show in Britain where you can watch people watch a show while in Britain? I'm confused who these people are.

They guy with the giant balls is the camera man.

I think this guy's philosophy is: If you hate doing a chore, overdo it so she never asks you again.