Just beat me to it...damn. So funny.

Wow, I can't believe 15 people can make that much noise.

I was watching this video the whole time thinking "What the heck is an escalopter..."

Then my mind was blown.

MY TINY MEMBER AND I FOUND THIS HYSTERICAL AND NOT IN THE LEAST EMASCULATING!

*Sob* Stop it! Stop the fighting! Can't you see you're tearing us apart.

>> ^peggedbea:
well, the kids are opening their presents now. were not waiting for your whiskey reaking ass. dont lose all our money again. and be safe the roads are bad, my unemployed bourbon loaded sugar plum.
<div><div style="margin: 10px; overflow: auto; width: 80%; float: left; position: relative;" class="convoPiece"> thinker247 said:<img style="margin: 4px 10px 10px; float: left; width: 40px;" src="http://static1.videosift.com/avatars/t/thinker247-s.jpg" onerror="ph(this)"><div style="position: absolute; margin-left: 52px; padding-top: 1px; font-size: 10px;" class="commentarrow">◄</div><div style="padding: 8px; margin-left: 60px; margin-top: 2px; min-height: 30px;" class="nestedComment box">I love you, too, honey. I'll be home for Christmas dinner tomorrow after the poker game.
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<div><div style="margin: 10px; overflow: auto; width: 80%; float: right; position: relative;" class="convoPiece"> peggedbea said:<img style="margin: 4px 10px 10px; float: right; width: 40px;" src="http://static1.videosift.com/avatars/p/peggedbea-s.jpg" onerror="ph(this)"><div style="position: absolute; margin-top: 1px; right: 52px; font-size: 10px;" class="commentarrow">►</div><div style="padding: 8px; margin-right: 60px; margin-top: 2px; min-height: 30px;" class="nestedComment box">i knew you posted this, thinker, you miserable bastard.
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I like all these reserved comments, but feel it is my duty to add a more well-adjusted contribution:

WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON THERE?

Also, might I take a moment to bring your attention to the following awful pun:

Mmmm...I love hot dogs.

That is an incredibly accurate simulation of a world where every surface is covered in ball bearings.

Oy...uncanny valley, anyone?

>> ^demon_ix:

A university asks several departments to come up with a way to prove all odd numbers are prime.
The Math department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, the rest is proven through Induction."
The Physics department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is prime and so on..."
The Computer Science department said: "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime...."

I'm not trying to be a dick, but 1 is rarely ever prime...2 is though.

An English student is writing a dissertation on the book "Life of Pi" (which is great and you should all read) and wants to write about the mathematical symbolism in the book. However, he does not know much about pi, so he decides to ask his friend in the math department what pi is. The mathematician replies, "Pi is an irrational number exactly equal to the circumference of any circle divided by its diameter. It equals 3.141593 to 6 decimal places." This is too complicated for the English major, so he goes to a physicist. The physicist tells him, "Pi is this number that is 3.14 to two decimal places and is about 22/7. It is useful for calculating volumes of spheres, areas of circles and so on." This is still a bit much, so looking for one final opinion, the English student goes to see an engineer. "What's pi?" he asks. "Oh," replies the engineer, "it's about 3. We call it 10 to be safe."

*dead

:-( Awkward cutting of a really beautiful piece of music.

>> ^thatguyjames:
This seems to have been edited...
Just 'slightly' edited
for people with Attention Deficit Disorder
for people with Attention Deficit Disorder
This seems to have been edited for people with Attention Deficit Disorder


And for people with amnesia, apparently?

"Although lurid anecdotes of attacks of humans abound, there is only one documented case of a candiru attack on a human." [according to wikipedia]

>> ^calvados:
canada for the shatman


And for Alaska, right?

Wow...

Also, I would love to see the statistics as to how often a video tagged "asia" is also tagged "wtf" and vice versa.