Oh hey now!! There's NOTHING wrong with barbarians!

*promote

Some of those impersonations weren't half bad...

>> ^marbles:

Anybody that thinks Assange is working for the people needs to read this:
Nihilists of The World Unite: Wikileaks Is The “Cognitive Infiltration” Operation Demanded by Cass Sunstein


Noo, damn my slippery upvote finger, the guy in that link is a conspiracy nut, I mean, he's fun, in a crazy way, but still not upvote-worthy. Ah well, damage done I suppose.

>> ^ridesallyridenc:

I think that may be a balk?


Nah, with no runners at the bases it should be ruled a ball. But since there's no batter at the plate I guess it would just be a comical first pitch? Then again I don't know the first thing about baseball, I just Googled all that shit...

♫ I love coffee omnomnom, down it goes, into my belly, yumyumyum. ♪

Super pessimistic indeed. But I'm not really one to point fingers, in my probably equally pessimistic opinion I have seen worse then that hanging on the walls of museums. >> ^DarkenRahl:

I'm so sick of reality talent shows that feature panels of people who burst into tears as the music swells and we're all supposed to feel right with the universe and then go buy Coca-Cola.
The technique is interesting for the 2 seconds he's throwing dust. The lead-up is less than exciting and the product is not worth hanging on a wall, in my (super pessimistic) opinion.

BURN HER!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

They didn't want the women to later accuse the authorities of sexually assaulting them, so the authorities sexually assaulted them? *LOGIC!

>> ^ForgedReality:

White guys can't dance.


Dude; what did you JUST SEE?

Hahahahahahahaha, DENIED!


Oh, I'm sorry, I mean how sad, and cute. Awwwwwh.

Wow, that poor guys frame rate was torture, but the wormhole lecture was interesting.

Also this will probably get cut, bu[cut]

Awwwwwwwh! The "I'm different..." sealed the deal for me. So sad. Yet fun.

That stillframe kind of gives the joke away though.

Ok, that cat... has some serious issues.