THIS JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!!

At what point do we just get to call this softcore porn? The cleavage shot, the obvious sexual innuendos, the god-damned popsicle for f#%s sake. Japanese word of the day? Please. If there's any point to this video other than to rack up views (pun kinda intended) and turn people on I'll eat a dildo.

BRILLIANT, IT'S COMPLETELY IDIOT-PROOF!!!!

Wow, yeah, that was the best I've seen of Seinfeld in... well actually that might be the best.

I have to confess I upvoted almost as much for the title as for the content...

Incompetent extremists are definitely my favorite kind.

I have to confess: when I first saw the headline I thought this would be a video of someone sucking cats and punching babies. I'm not sure whether I'm disappointed or relieved...

Yeeees, that would kind of be the point of the joke...

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Holy crap cakes!! That would have freaked me the F#%K OUT! I would have paddled like a little loon going "please don't eat me, please don't eat me", and the fact that I know full well they only eat plankton would have been SOD ALL HELP because it's freaking HUGE AND UNDER WATER AND OBVIOUSLY OUT TO GET ME!!!



get some education, no reason for it to harm you or even that it would

Sharks have been jumped...

Also totally going viral: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/oct/21/erato-call-your-girlfriend?fb_source=tickerdialog_multiline&fb_action_types=news.reads&fb_action_ids=10150

Holy crap cakes!! That would have freaked me the F#%K OUT! I would have paddled like a little loon going "please don't eat me, please don't eat me", and the fact that I know full well they only eat plankton would have been SOD ALL HELP because it's freaking HUGE AND UNDER WATER AND OBVIOUSLY OUT TO GET ME!!!

I actually think it looked pretty interesting. Historically I think the theory is bollox, but it could still make a good movie, maybe.

Awwwwwh, crap. Siftbot, why you gotta play me like that?

So good! I would have liked to have the sketches shown too, but still; so good. Go mothaf%&ker, go, higher! *promote

Haha, you can really tell how badly she wants to obey and yet how very very badly she also DON'T want to. Adorable. And a tiny bit sad.