Impossible, unless there is some weird science way for water to become hard for some reason. But how likely is that to happen in a country as far north as Finland?

Spot on.

I'm impressed by his complete lack of cursing loudly, not during or after.

Y'all need to finish pronouncing your words. Why have all those extra letters at the ends of words if you're just gonna ignore it?

Looks bad, but it would be nice to know if this is mostly normal or very unusual for similar vehicles. Do 4-door cars and small SUVs roll? Do trucks, in a similar crash? This is only one information point.

This man is a better American than most people born here.

I still use COPY CON filename.txt ^Z to make small text files to edit for quick notes and stuff. ^ used above is Control. I'm old.

I was wondering when he was gonna use the tp from his shoe to wipe his face.

Tell me the pig is Porkins, right? Who else could it be.

Well, from a commercial and corporate standpoint, I can see why they were rejected. Very odd and a bit counter to what they were meant to do. Some interesting stuff, artistically, though.

Those things are full of palmetto bugs (hence the name) and I can't imagine the number of them swarming out after it caught fire. Those things ick me out worse than regular roaches.

You know, this sales method might actually work for those reluctant to try less tame stuff. "It's a pill."

I half feel this is staged.

But he didn't fall on a running chainsaw, so at least he's got that going for him.

Brilliant!