My grandfather had one of these, or a very similar model, when I was a kid. Division of big numbers could take several minutes of entertaining clicking and things moving around a lot.

SPOILER: butterfly wins!

Not just low rider, but negative.

I like how they cut edited away hoping we'd not notice when he knocked the box of shells off the top when they got left out once.

That's cute and strange.

It's hard to teach birds to play guitar with their elusive hidden arms, but it can be done. These are faked, but you can still believe that somewhere are some REAL metal birds who can do it old style!

Licking carpet is sometimes less fun than expected.

"I loosened it up for you!"

I assume they have rules against wearing what is nearly a wingsuit and basically coming down a couple miles away?

Surprisingly balanced, for him.

Spoiler: water faucets.

Not a good way to clense your palate.

I wasn't finished watching the cartoon!

They say that climbing a tree won't get you away from a bear, since they can climb too, but I think you'd be safe in a tree from this guy.

Funny how well that trick worked. Are we all dancing in reverse now?