Shoulda welded the doors shut.

In a few years this won't look very funny at all.

I enjoy those "French people try American mac & cheese with rootbeer" videos too. All a matter of perspective.

Can't help but notice she didn't stop pumping.

Thanks, and happy new year. Although I have to admit I don't know what to do with the points I have now.

I guess my title (not the original) is just a deceptive teaser headline kind of thing. Never played golf with either balls or discs, but I can recognize a smart dog.

So you're saying there actually are "disc golf caddies" that carry discs? Because if not, I think that's just a different category, and doesn't necessarily involve any carrying. Except when you give the mulligan signal.

Is it really golf if you play it with a disc?

Notice what actually does happen -- she can't let go. The muscles closing your hand are much stronger than the ones opening, and they're both contracting as hard as they can. Something to think about if you need to drag someone away from an electric shock.

Seems like this could have made cartoons nearly as entertaining, while also informing.

If you can't hear the dialog at first, do not turn up the sound. Instead just observe Checkhov's baseball bat leaning against the wall.

Upvoted for sound effect.

If a tiger can't be arsed to jump out of a boat it probably deserves to live in a zoo.

I grew up close to Cd Juarez (Las Cruces, NM), and would be surprised if the record low there were not below 0F. It's been down to -10F in Las Cruces twice since I've been alive.

Wikipedia says the record low is 24F, which is admittedly below freezing. I am skeptical of the 9F figure, where did you see it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico_City

Here's another video compilation. It's really steep, but, being in Mexico city, never freezes.