"She needs to go get laid, and smoke some top."

I don't think that'll be necessary. Judging by the appearance of her face, I think she's been doing plenty of heroin and cocaine. Besides, it looks like she smokes weed already.

And by the way... What is the big freakin' deal about Saddam Hussein? Now, I really don't know anything about him or what he's done, but he just doesn't seem like the all-powerful, mighty dictator that the Republicans make him out to be.

They act like Iraq had the military power of China in the Middle East.

Wouldn't it be funny if they were all raped by gay men "for the sake of the Congo"?

Awesome. I'll mention that I'm from El Salvador (I'm not really) to my congressional representative and demand that there be national recognition of my country's culture and traditions.

Gas rags for everyone!

That was pretty funny how he was reasurring them "It's OK! It doesn't bother me. It was just a size 10 shoe!".

You'd think they'd have Bush protected like the pope in Iraq. lol

That reminds me of those soldiers who raped a 14 year old girl and then murdered her and her family. I saw pictures on the news of a corner in a stone building with blood all over the floor and walls.

That was HILARIOUS!

Excellent find!

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I agree with you, Nord. I don't really know anything about Metallica, but it would have been better to me if he'd have make himself sound like he did for Sandman. It was like he was forgetting to exaggerate/stylize his voice (they all do it).

With an M on the forehead similar to an Egyptian Abysinnian in our haste to declare our need for food stamps.

Upvote for comedic value despite the fact that it was SUPPOSED TO BE REAL.

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WTF is wrong with these fathers who think something's wrong when their usually underage sons score with a mega-hot teacher?!!

They should be congratulated. I'd be going in for extra credit with this one for years.