Bout time, can't wait, roast the planet.

"...is currently numero uno and is loved and hated, though mostly loved..."

aaw, who could possibly hate Zifnab? well, besides those he beats to the Yahtzee posts!

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I hate you! oh, it hasn't started yet

(just kidding!)

Who wants to kiss his ass? I do! I do!

It's time to do some research . . . .

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahah . . . .

Forgot *parody

If you ask mas8705 nicely he'll probably post my answers to the questionnaire as well...

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I am editing my lame attempt at humor.

Anyone got a good dragon sauce recipe for us?

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ohh...eeee.... *stickyeeeeiest

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ooohh....dead shit and down votes, to the king....an shit-
maybe start wiff' diss random list, and make yer way through them.....zifffy's lazy like that....
http://www.videosift.com/video/Top-Gear-Soccer-With-Cars-Toyota-vs-Volkswagen
http://www.videosift.com/video/SCTV-Bob-and-Doug-McKenzie-Mouse-in-the-Bottle
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nine-Inch-Nails-Head-Like-A-Hole
http://www.videosift.com/video/Scorpions-Rock-You-Like-A-Hurricane
http://www.videosift.com/video/Thank-You-For-Smoking-How-To-Argue
http://www.videosift.com/video/Intel-Inside-Homer

just knows knows some a these are alive....
http://www.videosift.com/video/Don-Cherry-Meets-a-Gay-Man
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nine-Inch-Nails-Hurt-Live
http://www.videosift.com/video/Oceans-Eleven-Trailer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Austin-Powers-Fights-Mini-Me
http://www.videosift.com/video/Garbage-Only-Happy-When-It-Rains
http://www.videosift.com/video/ADAA-approved-Dodgeball-Rules
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Hunt-For-Red-October-Trailer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Youre-Gonna-Need-A-Bigger-Boat
http://www.videosift.com/video/Juuust-a-bit-outside
http://www.videosift.com/video/Braveheart-William-Wallaces-Battle-of-Stirling-Speech
http://www.videosift.com/video/Theres-Something-About-Mary-Dogfight
http://www.videosift.com/video/Weird-Al-Yankovic-Jurassic-Park
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rowan-Atkinsons-Guide-to-Dating
http://www.videosift.com/video/Queen-One-Vision-Extended-Version
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rodney-McCray-Runs-Through-a-Wall
http://www.videosift.com/video/Time-Bandits-Evil-Genius
http://www.videosift.com/video/Garbage-Push-It
http://www.videosift.com/video/Henderson-has-scored-for-Canada

zifnab izz godz..

Well choggie you have certainly kept me busy. I've fixed all but two of the dead videos of mine you found and have marked the other two as dead.

I don't think that downvoting every video in my queue is quite in the spirit of the roast though.

^shut up you dirty flying lizard. Remember that stupid yin yang dragon avatar you had? It looked something like this. That was stupid. you're stupid. i hate you.


i know the roast is tonight.

I don't think either, banfiz baby, I could use a vacation.....Kinna like the one yer mama was on when she conceived...

Ok....someone put me up to this....there's a little man in my head, that makes scratch marks on the inside-side of my corneas, whenever If don't do exactly as he demands....

http://www.videosift.com/video/World-of-Workcraft
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Onion-Movie-Armed-Gunman
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mostly-Common-Things-In-Slow-Motion
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ford-Spells-Irony-P-I-N-T-O
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nine-Inch-Nails-Burn
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bush-America-is-in-the-lead-on-Climate-Change
http://www.videosift.com/video/Starship-Troopers-3-Marauder-Trailer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Wall-E-Trailer-3
http://www.videosift.com/video/WTF-Mans-Skin-Turns-Dark-Blue
http://www.videosift.com/video/Garbage-Androgyny
http://www.videosift.com/video/Eight-Year-Old-Twins-Invent-Wedgie-Proof-Underwear
http://www.videosift.com/video/Top-Gear-Tiny-Car-Review
http://www.videosift.com/video/Calvin-and-Hobbes-Post-It-Note-Mural
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bif-Naked-Nothing-Else-Matters-1
http://www.videosift.com/video/News-Anchors-Re-enact-Senator-Craigs-Restroom-Arrest
http://www.videosift.com/video/Robot-Chicken-Ode-to-the-Nut-Shot
http://www.videosift.com/video/Resident-Evil-Extinction-Trailer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jaws-Hooper-Vs-The-Shark
http://www.videosift.com/video/Alabama-Boy-Kills-1051-lb-9-ft-Monster-Wild-Pig
http://www.videosift.com/video/Weird-Al-Yankovic-Jurassic-Park

Is this the roast?

You smell.

Oops, this really isn't the roast

This is the mild and Happy-Snack-Fun-Time-Cracker, lead-in to roast....lahht milder...
oh hey man, not for nuthin', but I gots some serious 8's and 9's in my pqueue...
http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie/queued

The Official Royal Roast of His Highness Zifnab is now in session. Please join us here.

http://www.videosift.com/talk/Let-the-Videosift-Roast-begin-Zifnab-takes-center-stage

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