Leslie Nielsen random quote generator
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/interactive/2010/nov/29/leslie-nielsen-random-quote-generator
"[Playing chess] Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Peters: Your bishop's exposed.
Drebin: It's these pants."
"Doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it."
"[Playing chess] Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Peters: Your bishop's exposed.
Drebin: It's these pants."
"Doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it."
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thegrimsleeperLt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.
FusionautLt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
gwiz665Goodyear?
>> ^Fusionaut:
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
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