Average number of videos sifted per month. 13
Average numbers of votes received per day. 14
Average number of votes per video. 32
Average number of videos I vote up per day 5
Average number of comments I make per day. 3

Additional numbers:

Average number of videos submitted per month: 27
Sifted/Discarded ratio: 1,1
Average daily profile views received: 36
*quality SiftTalk posts ratio: 0,4

What I would also really like to know is the total number of votes to views, but that would be a bitch to figure out manually...

Edit: Here is a nifty little tool that lets you figure out the number of days between two dates.

Awarding eric3579 with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by maatc.

Average number of videos altered per month. 12
Average numbers of carpet burns received per day. 4
Average number of pokes per video. 35
Average number of videos I become ill after watching per day. 46
Average number of comments I make per day. 232 dx = b3/3

I'm Ron Burgundy?

I love stats but I'm way too lazy to do such a thing, especially thinking that it could be automated

We used to have general stats on the side bar with the previous iteration of VS, that is gone. The geek inside me craves for proper Stats section on VS.

That is something I really love in Steam, Valve's occasional reports on Hardware surveys across 300,000 or so users or like the recent Episode 2 completion stats (which showed that on average everyone finished it in 5 hours, the 6 month development window seems disproportionate now doesn't it?).

Average number of videos sifted per month: 25
Average numbers of votes received per day: 21
Average number of votes per video: 27
Average number of videos I vote up per day: 19
Average number of comments I make per day: 17

number of statistics that i care about: 3.141592654

Think of a number, any number. That's the answer.

average bowel movement: 13.8 pounds

my heart doth crave optimization problems.