Hey guys, getting too much sleep??
Do you find yourself waking up in the morning feeling refreshed? Tired of getting through your whole day without falling asleep?? Sick of thinking clearly and rationally all day!? Wish you could spend all night every night angry and agitated!!?! Well I've got the solution for you, have a baby!
Oh that's right, I used to be just like you before I tried this revolutionary old program. I'd hate my whole day feeling all normal and not-tired. I'd be guilt stricken with all those uninterrupted hours of sleep just piling up night after night. But now that I've started my program of "having baby," I can breathe easy during my day knowing that I've just spent a fulfilling night trying to figure out if the baby is hungry, tired, dirty, cold, hot, dead, hyperactive, confused, diabetic, allergic to nuts, deaf, blind, demonic, confused, bored, scared, wet, gassy, crampy, pregnant, worried about getting a job, worried about finding a girlfriend, tense, wanting tummy time, wanting back time, wanting hammer time, wanting more allowance, or suffering from an enlarged prostate.
Sound appealing to you? Then get with the program that's been helping people not rest for literally decades, maybe longer!! Trust me, you'll have no regrets at all (maybe)!!
Oh that's right, I used to be just like you before I tried this revolutionary old program. I'd hate my whole day feeling all normal and not-tired. I'd be guilt stricken with all those uninterrupted hours of sleep just piling up night after night. But now that I've started my program of "having baby," I can breathe easy during my day knowing that I've just spent a fulfilling night trying to figure out if the baby is hungry, tired, dirty, cold, hot, dead, hyperactive, confused, diabetic, allergic to nuts, deaf, blind, demonic, confused, bored, scared, wet, gassy, crampy, pregnant, worried about getting a job, worried about finding a girlfriend, tense, wanting tummy time, wanting back time, wanting hammer time, wanting more allowance, or suffering from an enlarged prostate.
Sound appealing to you? Then get with the program that's been helping people not rest for literally decades, maybe longer!! Trust me, you'll have no regrets at all (maybe)!!
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gwiz665Hehehe.. *quality
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SagemindAhh,you will learn so much more before you can becaome a Jedi Master.
Once they actualy start sleeping, they come up with many, many more ways of keeping you up at night. - Good Luck! Been there - Am still there!
ThrobbinMy little one (~6 weeks old) was a blessing at night for the first 5 weeks. But the past week has been hard. She falls asleep promptly after throwing up on my shoulder, then wakes up as soon as I put her down to change my shirt.
residueHeh that stinks.. Our little one is 4 weeks and refuses to sleep if he is on a flat surface for longer than 5 minutes... He'll sleep like crazy in his little bouncer thing or if you prop him up on a pillow, but man you stick that little bugger in a crib and he hates life. He also sleeps really well at about 10 in the morning, but no other time, especially not at night. He just grunts and kicks
He's still pretty awesome though
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