I hate you:


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If by hate, you mean love...

Or, maybe it is that he is from boston and pronounces it Dog. And he really thinks he is Dog.

Either way, I think we have a crazy person controlling the sift...

slow in the field of physics these days?

That confirms my theory about all this power going to Dag's head. But as every married man knows it's really Persephone who pulls the strings. And siftbot spelled backwards is tobtfis. Which is a nickname that Deathcow had in elementary school. And since Dag and Deathcow used to be classmates that means there in cahoots with one another. And if you break down Deathcow it becomes two words Death and Cow. Not take out the first vowel and it becomes Dath Cow. Remove the th and it becomes Da Cow. Now if you write cow vertically and kind of squiggle it it becomes Da g. Now put it together DAG! So Dag is Deathcow, siftbot, and Dag.

Now break down Persephone phonetically Per-sef-oni. Now take the fist one, the 'P' if you reverse it becomes a 9 and the f and i at the end of the other two are tall letters and if you squint just right they look like 1's. So together it's 9-1-1. Or 9/11. Therefore through reason and logic Dag and Persephone are behind 9/11.

Look at it people! The facts all add up! You can't poke holes in a theory that solid!

That confirms my theory about people being bored.

I like turtles.

The last couple days I over worked myself. And last night I got 9 hours of sleep so I am practically high right now.

^maybe it also has to do with the cocaine/oxycodone cocktail that you've been dabbling with.

And if you take "Fjnbk" backwards, you get "Kbnjf," wait, I've said too much.

kronosposeidon is clearly an immortal government agent investigating mork's planet. Backwards it is:
No dies ops on ork

In World of Warcraft I used to know a guy named "XESLANA" whats that backwards?!

^you mean besides repressed homosexuality?... I have no clue.

>> ^sometimes:
kronosposeidon is clearly an immortal government agent investigating mork's planet. Backwards it is:
No dies ops on ork

Well now that you know my true identity, I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you all. If you don't squirm it won't hurt. Much.

has anybody noticed that the breakfast burrito I ate earlier has given me bad gas?

My co-workers have.

Can you *quality yourself siftbot?

I see you dag... reading these comments, at your computer, eating your dog chow, playing with your small globe of the earth...

You are one sick puppy...