Celebrating Two Years of Non-linear Thinking

Today the Sift enters it's third year of wild conceptual bushwhacking with the Mighty Choggie. He shows no sign of relenting, but he's generally in a better mood if we make a bit of a fuss of him. So here's to the wild mad monk of Sift. Congratulations, Choggie.

My defective process compels me to recognize a top-notch Sifter. Love the posts, all the timeless stuff and bending the Sift until it almost breaks, it's that much stronger for your effort.
laura says...

hear! hear! He's filling a unique niche...

I quote this wisdom to anyone not already a choggie fan:

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." ~Friedrich Nietzsche

Crosswords says...

Thanks for all the good siftin. You've got a lot of old and obscure videos to your credit, and even if they don't all click with me personally I'm happy to see them find a home here, keeps VS a diverse source of videos rather than just a catalog of what's popular on the internet from week to week.

choggie says...

Gee thanks kittty..
Being here has shown me that the world of idgits continues to breed more of the same, this microcosm here on the sift proof that most are still not ready to create our own individual spaces in the world with a view to erasure of the arcane paradigm so many love to wallow in....The consequences too damaging to already damaged egos, ids and assholes.....What are you afraid of..Aliens?

GREYFACE
-Principia Discordia


In the year 1166 B.C., a malcontented hunchbrain by the name of Greyface, got it into his head that the universe was as humorless as he, and he began to teach that play was sinful because it contradicted the ways of Serious Order. "Look at all the order around you," he said. And from that, he deluded honest men to believe that reality was a straightjacket affair and not the happy romance as men had known it.

It is not presently understood why men were so gullible at that particular time, for absolutely no one thought to observe all the disorder around them and conclude just the opposite. But anyway, Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

The unfortunate result of this is that mankind has since been suffering from a psychological and spiritual imbalance. Imbalance causes frustration, and frustration causes fear. And fear makes for a bad trip. Man has been on a bad trip for a long time now.

It is called THE CURSE OF GREYFACE.

Bullshit makes
the flowers grow
& that's beautiful.

bluecliff says...

I second that motion!

The court rules as followed -

Motion to submit, denied.
Motion to suppress said material, accordingly, and with jurisprudence, approved.

All applicants shall be assailed forthwith, cum grano salis, lacrimae rerum...


hip-hip hurray!
Jolly good birthday choggie my son, with a side order of biscuits and gravy!

And now the cardinal shall bespeak the congregation...

(look above)

gwiz665 says...

Feral choggies can only flourish in the wild. Put one in a controlled environment and it will destroy itself. The choggie thus defies regular scientific examination and can only be experienced in its natural environment. For two years our crew have followed this particular choggie randomly rambling and playing its discard games. There is no telling how long a choggie lives, but it has been estimated from this one's stool sample that there are many good years left. We would congratulate the choggie on its accomplishments if it only understood our "man-speak". We will continue our studies and report on any further developments.

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