Yeah, maybe I'm lacking compassion, but fuck compassion. You bring a gun to a classroom, your freedom is forfeit. Give him all the care you want to, apart from society. It's stupid to risk countless lives and loves of people who aren't deranged to coddle the feelings of one who is.
He'll be back.

"Inspiration? I'll fucking give you inspiration." -Hollywood.

There's a feeling I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving -Led Zeppelin

"Californy is the place you ought to be" -Beverly Hillbillies

Debra: [to Jack] Hi. We should talk. See, we pay and you write songs, and then you make a ton of money. And then we take most of it. -Yesterday (movie)

You need 3 keys to get in. Brain. Courage. Heart.

Literally everyone has done something like this before in their lifetime. Assuming it isn't staged because I swear I've seen these two do something very similar.

@bobknight33

And bob, fuck you. You couldn't even get the plural of 'women' correct you unparalleled moron.

Fucking moron.








You start dancing AFTER they shoot at your feet...

to quote Colbert “if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck.. why is it goose-stepping?”

See, I don’t give a fuck if you’re Pakistani, your comments are still racist. It would be racist of me if I did.

I like how it's chill, staring at the camera, then finally loses it, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!??!!!"

I like carrots, and if eating a full serving a day increased my lifetime risk for one cancer from 5-6%, I would eat exactly the same amount of carrots, but if I could reduce that risk increase based on the soil I grow them in or other factors under my control I would.
...and there aren't 800 studies saying bacon CAUSES cancer, there are studies that indicate eating it regularly increases your risk slightly....but I know, that's too advanced a concept, better to just fudge it and lie by telling people it's conclusive that each slice of bacon increases your cancer risk by 18% and insult anyone who corrects you. Fuck.

I drive, that's risky. Walking is risky. I use my bathroom....risky. I weld, super risky, use power tools, risky, breath in America, that's far more risky than bacon, drink water here, risk, go outside in public, all kinds of risks. If a 1% increase in one area of risk stops you, you would be dead already. You choose your risks, you just want to choose other people's risks too, because they aren't getting scared of what you want.

Plenty could make me quit bacon. Again, you spout nonsense you know nothing about. A simple lack of curing would make me not eat it, proof the supply chain is contaminated with human parasites or certain diseases. A slightly higher risk factor for one type of cancer, fuck no, you know that's not enough to dissuade most people from things they enjoy, that's why you exaggerate.

I don't claim to know what made you that way, but you are hyper biased towards all things vegan and against all things non vegan which results in constant dishonesty. No question at all.

10:38

Fuck you. You're talking about legal issues, surrounding an election, in FUCKING FLORIDA, and say it never goes to the Republican?!

Kindly shit out your organs sir. All of them.

Two things:
1: " once you are accused of sexual anything with a female, you are pretty much fucked"
unless you're running for president as a republican... then you're fine.

2: " it has been scientifically proven that lie detector tests are inherently flawed"
Completely agree with this. I cringe every time someone says that Ford took a polygraph. Those things are bullshit.

I DO feel that Kavanaugh should have the presumption of innocence. I have no idea if he actually did assault Ford, but the accusation alone merits investigation (even if he was guilty, the investigation probably wouldn't have turned up anything after so long).

Yeah, this is much less a moving over problem and more of a pay fucking attention you jackass!, problem.

Ok, I gave it another go.

Jesus fucking christ.... you're right. It's still not that funny, but it is terrifying. That asshole laughing at the "it's not rape if it's your wife" gag? I think I could be pro-gun just in the hope that someone shoots that motherfucker.

To be honest, at this stage, I just found the accent and makeup distracting. It's unnecessary. You could probably just talk to these guys and they would say the same shit. No false persona required.

Ok, the bit about the kids being able to see in slow motion and the "cardi b neural pathway to the wiz khalifa" did make me laugh.

No fucking holster? You're supposed to be a goddamned professional. Christ. Even I have an IWB holster.

You are delusional and poorly informed, and can't keep your argument from contradicting itself.
He backed away because Obama was involved, he was able to because congress (who you said had no input) required presidential recertification every 90 days, not because there was no legality, not because it wasn't binding, not even because it wasn't working.

Obama spoke for the P5!? He was even more of a leader than anyone knew, directly leading Europe single handedly! Jesus fuck Bob, you just don't think your nonsense through and often make Obama out to be far greater than he was in your misguided efforts to demean him.

Who do you think made money? Obama?
I won't be surprised if you respond by talking about the $1 billion we released, likely completely unaware we were breaking international and American law by keeping it, and that it was from illegally seized Iranian assets, not American tax payer money...Trump certainly seems unaware of those facts.

How the fuck do you flip your car while parking?