Does it really matter how big a bacteria can get, as long as it doesn't get re-elected?

One possible bright spot:
https://www.rochesterfirst.com/coronavirus/local-biotech-company-testing-treatment-for-covid-19/

Not a cure, but...

From what I understand, no one will be. Counting from the big bang, the estimated heat death of the universe happens at googol years anyway, so we're a trillion or so years too late to start now.

A billion computers, counting a billion numbers a second, will take 10 to the 74 power years to count to googol. To give you some sense of the ridiculousness of this scale, the current accepted age of the universe is 10 to the 9th years.

How about they crack down on phone scammers instead?

I prefer Molsonovirus myself.

Turns out the moose was from Canada and it was only asking for directions.

What is a Trompe?

When Donny tweets something truthful.

They will pry my CZ from my cold, dead, hand.

...apparently fairly soon now.

Remind me to dive to the side if he points at me.

Possibly trivial, but I'd think doing by hand with no calibration would be tiresome and possibly add in errors. It's still evolutionary if not revolutionary.

Mildred looks like a kernel of popped corn.

Aww... It's just a scaled up version of those LED-on-fan-blades things. Like the pimp star vehicle wheels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb3THwZjnHY

Saw this on an episode of QI.

I told you to build a wall, and get them to pay for it, but you didn't listen.